Ken's Deputy 4,460 Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 No. I don't mean that infamous clip of the Japanese girl! I don't eat cheese. Stuff fukking disgusts me. But, the small birds like it. So, I'm buying the shit for them. But, I have to Grate it ..... Holy fukking christ almighty! What A Nightmare that is! It does my arms (and my head!) in, trying to grip this bog standard cheese grater on top of a bowl. Rubbing away with the vile, rubbery stuff for Ages. Just for a peck of grated filth. Is there anything I can get where I maybe just turn a handle? 'Greyman', with his gorgeous looking Chilli Chopper got me wondering. I don't need an industrial thing. Hand cranked something would be nice though. Thanks. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,984 Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 Buy a bag..live the dream... 2 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hambone 950 Posted December 27, 2020 Report Share Posted December 27, 2020 Thought this was a thread about the French. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted December 27, 2020 Report Share Posted December 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Ken's Deputy said: No. I don't mean that infamous clip of the Japanese girl! I don't eat cheese. Stuff fukking disgusts me. But, the small birds like it. So, I'm buying the shit for them. But, I have to Grate it ..... Holy fukking christ almighty! What A Nightmare that is! It does my arms (and my head!) in, trying to grip this bog standard cheese grater on top of a bowl. Rubbing away with the vile, rubbery stuff for Ages. Just for a peck of grated filth. Is there anything I can get where I maybe just turn a handle? 'Greyman', with his gorgeous looking Chilli Chopper got me wondering. I don't need an industrial thing. Hand cranked something would be nice though. Thanks. Get on Amazon there’s electric and hand crank mincer type cheese graters ..... but as king has shown you can just buy ready grated ....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,460 Posted December 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Balaur said: You on the beer KD, how physically demanding is grating cheese honestly I mentioned elsewhere here, only tonight, that I am very much 'on the beer'. But, that's now long since become a lifestyle thing. That, in and of itself, has absolutely no bearing on my post. " how physically demanding is grating cheese "? Most things are relative. Only a couple of days ago, I filled a standard, galvanised bucket with broken stones. I then carried it about forty feet. All the while considering my long lost youth. Lugging that bucket almost fukking killed me. Consider this: 34 minutes ago, socks said: Get on Amazon there’s electric and hand crank mincer type cheese graters ..... but as king has shown you can just buy ready grated ....... Thanks, Socks. Yeah. I just looked at Amazon.uk. I'll get one of those hand cranked barrel jobs. I didn't even know they were cheese graters. Mine is a Flat one, apparently? Probably the most fukking horrible sort on the market. I'd have looked earlier. But, Firefox demanded a restart the other day. Now, every search shows me Amazon.com, and I lost any shred of patience left to me. Moved on. Shop bought grated cheese? Was reading up on that only tonight. Seems they put something in / on it, to make it grate better? What ever they were saying, I didn't fancy feeding that shit to the birds. Cheers, all. Let the quest begin. I now have to find a decently made one. Obviously, Not made in China! My money's on Italy! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,935 Posted December 27, 2020 Report Share Posted December 27, 2020 5 hours ago, Ken's Deputy said: I mentioned elsewhere here, only tonight, that I am very much 'on the beer'. But, that's now long since become a lifestyle thing. That, in and of itself, has absolutely no bearing on my post. " how physically demanding is grating cheese "? Most things are relative. Only a couple of days ago, I filled a standard, galvanised bucket with broken stones. I then carried it about forty feet. All the while considering my long lost youth. Lugging that bucket almost fukking killed me. Consider this: Thanks, Socks. Yeah. I just looked at Amazon.uk. I'll get one of those hand cranked barrel jobs. I didn't even know they were cheese graters. Mine is a Flat one, apparently? Probably the most fukking horrible sort on the market. I'd have looked earlier. But, Firefox demanded a restart the other day. Now, every search shows me Amazon.com, and I lost any shred of patience left to me. Moved on. Shop bought grated cheese? Was reading up on that only tonight. Seems they put something in / on it, to make it grate better? What ever they were saying, I didn't fancy feeding that shit to the birds. Cheers, all. Let the quest begin. I now have to find a decently made one. Obviously, Not made in China! My money's on Italy! They coat it in starch is all mate, won't harm em at all Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pesky1972 5,369 Posted December 27, 2020 Report Share Posted December 27, 2020 You could have grated 10 pounds of cheese in the time it takes to read these replies. This is a hunting site ffs, for Alpha males and the like. Man the fcuk up and get on with it! 1 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dougieboy 250 Posted December 27, 2020 Report Share Posted December 27, 2020 So judgmental, not cool man! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bell 3,606 Posted December 27, 2020 Report Share Posted December 27, 2020 Or.....you could think inside the box and feed them birdfood 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 24,872 Posted December 27, 2020 Report Share Posted December 27, 2020 Fatballs, seeds, nuts..........but if you must feed them cheese, why not just hang a block up and let them peck at it ? Cheers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,984 Posted December 27, 2020 Report Share Posted December 27, 2020 Mumsnet is the place to be kens deputy.they have already had the thread going complete with answers galore..plenty of cheese lovers on there.. I'm "2 kids Karen" on there with a husband John who is a deep snorer..I caught my youngest smoking last week.and my favourite homemade dish is lasagne..or and I'm a big fan of cillit bang.. https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/3924192-Exciting-thread-of-the-day-what-cheese-grater-do-you-have 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,984 Posted December 27, 2020 Report Share Posted December 27, 2020 4 minutes ago, baker boy said: Mate, I hope you're joking... Unless you are an undercover woman on mumsnet.you ain't lived mate Oven cleaning for beginners..cracking thread. Menopause early 40's was a good thread..Jackie said she started to have hot flushes at 37.. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,937 Posted December 27, 2020 Report Share Posted December 27, 2020 @king You have a very 'unseemly' interest in strange behaviours. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,984 Posted December 27, 2020 Report Share Posted December 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, shaaark said: @king You have a very 'unseemly' interest in strange behaviours. Get on there shark..you don't know what you are missing mun.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,937 Posted December 27, 2020 Report Share Posted December 27, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, king said: Get on there shark..you don't know what you are missing mun.. no I'll qualify that with this; this site is the only site I'm on. Don't do instagram, snaptweet, facebook, or any other form of internet bollocks, got no time for any sort of gossip or anything. I'm straight to the point with everything I say, to the point of 'upsetting' some people of a somewhat 'sensitive' disposition. Although I have mellowed a tad. Good day to you sir, ........... you strange twat Edited December 27, 2020 by shaaark 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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