Ken's Deputy 4,460 Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 Being bored, I just sat here and calculated (on line) that I have just shy of a quarter tonne of fuel, outside. So what? So what indeed. But, as I messed about, converting Kg's to Pounds, Google offered me " 240Kg Dead Lift ". And I'm thinking like; " What? They're suggesting some 'human' kunt had fukking lifted those six, 40K sacks? All at once?! No! " I can barely drag one around. No fukking chance of Lifting one! (I know guys who do! Delivery lad. He's a legend! Pops them on his shoulder and gently places them down like they're pillows!) But, all Six of them? Hung off a bar, across your shoulders?! Fukk Off!!! Surely?! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MH1 1,876 Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 World deadlift record is about 500kg Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MH1 1,876 Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progression_of_the_deadlift_world_record 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,460 Posted December 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 Dear god!!! Thanks. That's just wrecked my head completely. How can a human body - Any fukking body! - do that?! Unfathomable. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,284 Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 this will blow your mind even further.....120lbs woman lifting 545 lbs thats 247 kilo....4.4 times bodyweight......by the way there have been a few 5 times bodyweight lifts... my own pb is 210 killo....but i only weighed 12 and half / 13 stone mark.... 3 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,284 Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 kens deputy....there have been some men put those weights you mention overhead.....heres the workd record holder the mighty georgian who did the heaviest last last year 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,284 Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 oh and one from the last few weeks ....18 year old kid squatting 900 lbs 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 8,277 Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 30 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: That’s impressive The woman? Would you? You had better do a good job or she'll pick you up and launch you. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,460 Posted December 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 That's all just beyond my comprehension. I know it must all be 'in the technique' and so forth. But, FFS! As it happens, I'm in the market for a pallet truck as we speak. See; My neighbour brings a round bale, on his tractor forks. Same fukking thing every time. Ge gets it so far into my shed. Part way onto the pallet. But, then? He has to jump down and get his shoulder to the bale. Now, he's a stocky little stump of muscle. I'm like a tattooed skeleton. I only wear clothes so people can see me. He gets against the bale and shoves. So do I. But, if he suddenly stops, to see how it's doing? I find myself shoving for all I'm worth. Going all sorts of colours. And absolutely Nothing's happening!!! I'm pathetic! It's 110% Him doing anything. So, obviously, I'm just gonna injure my fukking self one day, for absolutely nothing. And He's getting no younger. It can't go on. So, yeah. Second hand pallet truck. He drops the bale on the pallet, on that? I shove the thing into the shed. Boom! Why the stupid fukking drama? There's nothing clever about it, is there? And, playing that out, half a dozen times a year? How long before that truck's paid for itself? Not Fukking Long, that's how long! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,460 Posted December 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 24 minutes ago, jukel123 said: The woman? Would you? I thought she was lovely Attractive face and hair. And her personality? Nothing what so ever bullish, was there? She did what she did, calmly and professionally. Then turned round smiling like they were applauding her having just sung a nice song. Completely sweet and naturally feminine. You see some of the grunting apes playing Tennis, these days! God, no! Give me that girl any time! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 8,277 Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 Just now, Ken's Deputy said: I thought she was lovely Attractive face and hair. And her personality? Nothing what so ever bullish, was there? She did what she did, calmly and professionally. Then turned round smiling like they were applauding her having just sung a nice song. Completely sweet and naturally feminine. You see some of the grunting apes playing Tennis, these days! God, no! Give me that girl any time! How would you describe your sexuality mate? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,460 Posted December 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 'Pretty much a thing of the past'! 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 8,277 Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 Just now, Ken's Deputy said: 'Pretty much a thing of the past'! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.357shooter 1,230 Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 is that the standard stance with the legs only saying as i have never seen that before ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greb147 6,809 Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 I once lifted 600kg, caused a right din when I dropped my wife. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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