Modern sayings

[Jonjon79 13,358]

15 minutes ago, gnasher16 said:

Not to ridicule the poor black man but why the f**k cant blacks say the word " ASK " ???........why is it always " ARKS "

" I arksed him 3 times "....no you dopey cnut you asked him 3 times.

That one gets right on my tits.

 ........... the black folk used to say it where I grew up and, even some of the dickhead white lads used it.

[shaaark 10,704]

4 minutes ago, jetro said:

Perhaps its meaning is getting lost in time as few people nowadays literally suck eggs. Many years ago people would suck out the egg contents by piercing the egg at both ends and then sucking on one of the ends. You could reverse the procedure and blow out the contents also. It was such a commonplace procedure then that to "teach your grandmother to suck eggs" was like a child trying to teach as new something the grandmother well knew how to do. The saying still survives despite the fine art dying out in our "civilized" and salmonella fearing culture.

hope this helps

Atb j

Blown plenty of bird's eggs out in my younger days. Just never understood the grandmother saying lol

[shaaark 10,704]

37 minutes ago, greg64 said:

not a saying but people who type in there accent

 

There all stupid

[keepdiggin 9,559]

6 minutes ago, Jonjon79 said:

That one gets right on my tits.

 ........... the black folk used to say it where I grew up and, even some of the dickhead white lads used it.

White lads acting black 

 

Have some self respect ffs! 

[greg64 2,812]

16 minutes ago, jetro said:

Perhaps its meaning is getting lost in time as few people nowadays literally suck eggs. Many years ago people would suck out the egg contents by piercing the egg at both ends and then sucking on one of the ends. You could reverse the procedure and blow out the contents also. It was such a commonplace procedure then that to "teach your grandmother to suck eggs" was like a child trying to teach as new something the grandmother well knew how to do. The saying still survives despite the fine art dying out in our "civilized" and salmonella fearing culture.

hope this helps

Atb j

i think it's also down to the probability of your granny not having teeth back then

[tomburras 2,729]

I have heared some sh!te come out of managers mouths such as....

Blue sky thinking, thinking out of the box,s etc. I think some people try sound clever as deep down they know as managers they actually are well out of touch of what's going on and lack the knowlage and skills to to the job of the person they are instructing. 

[gnasher16 30,046]

1 hour ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

I once used the word ostensibly at work in a brief and turned round to 8 lads shaking their heads at me .

that was the end of that . 

 Yeah i sling a long word in now and again it really turns the ol woman on 

Usually its in the complete wrong context but you gotta try these things !

[greg64 2,812]

14 minutes ago, gnasher16 said:

 Yeah i sling a long word in now and again it really turns the ol woman on 

Usually its in the complete wrong context but you gotta try these things !

sesquipedalian

[gnasher16 30,046]

5 minutes ago, greg64 said:

sesquipedalian

Not for me that one im still on 4 syllables 

[Arry 21,447]

28 minutes ago, gnasher16 said:

 Yeah i sling a long word in now and again it really turns the ol woman on 

Usually its in the complete wrong context but you gotta try these things !

Dell quote come straight to mind "Mange-tout Rodney".

Cheers Arry

[walshie 2,804]

I like to use long words even if I don't know what they mean. They make me sound lateritious. 

[keepdiggin 9,559]

1 minute ago, walshie said:

I like to use long words even if I don't know what they mean. They make me sound lateritious. 

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[WILF 46,634]

Over here they don’t say “Bacon Sandwhich” .......they say “Rasher Sandwhich” !.........if you ask for a bacon Sandwhich they look at you like you are from another planet !

Drives me mental !

Some other things that get on my nerves are “Tip” instead of “Kick off” !

”Free out” instead of “Free Kick” 

And my particular hatred “Kick it long, kick it long” screamed over and over and over again when ever anyone except a centre forward has the ball !