Modern sayings

[gnipper 6,509]

Cnuts writing defiantly when they mean definitely. 

 Living his best life

[keepdiggin 9,561]

9 minutes ago, gnipper said:

Cnuts writing defiantly when they mean definitely. 

 Living his best life

Living my best life another one for the shot gun lol

[WILF 47,353]

People who rapidly say “bye” 45,000 times when you end a phone call ! 

”Bye.....bye....bye bye bye bye bye bye........bye bye bye. Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye .....................”

 

 

[Nik_B 3,790]

10 minutes ago, WILF said:

People who rapidly say “bye” 45,000 times when you end a phone call ! 

”Bye.....bye....bye bye bye bye bye bye........bye bye bye. Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye .....................”

 

 

I just don't get them

A phone call has to have a meaning which results in a yes or no answer and over in under 30 seconds or I wont take it

[ginger beard 4,652]

Hun or babe when referring to women.

 

[dytkos 17,815]

1 hour ago, ginger beard said:

Hun or babe when referring to women.

 

I use those to her indoors, as well as lard arse

Cheers, D.

[stumfelter 3,034]

My pet hate is hands, face, space, what the fcuk is all that about?

[sussex 5,777]

8 hours ago, WILF said:

People who rapidly say “bye” 45,000 times when you end a phone call ! 

”Bye.....bye....bye bye bye bye bye bye........bye bye bye. Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye .....................”

 

 

That cracked me up , my late sister to a tee ! ..
 

[Jonjon79 13,358]

2 hours ago, stumfelter said:

My pet hate is hands, face, space, what the fcuk is all that about?

This.........

It's more effective than a mask

[tb25 4,627]

Alright kid.or kiddo...mother f****r am older than you

[walshie 2,804]

The new one is "Wait....what?" 

Or the word literally when they don't mean literally. "I literally died."

 

[eastcoast 4,163]

52 minutes ago, walshie said:

The new one is "Wait....what?" 

Or the word literally when they don't mean literally. "I literally died."

 

Pronounced litchly

[shovel leaner 7,650]

I hate the way a lot of youngsters talk in a sort of Jamaican patois , kids who’s parents I know are white and live in Gloucester with a West Country accent , but the kids are trying to sound like they are yardies from Kingston town . And then finish off their sentence with “ do you get me “? 
     They need a bullet and kicking under a hedge . 

[FLATTOP 4,503]

10 hours ago, WILF said:

People who rapidly say “bye” 45,000 times when you end a phone call ! 

”Bye.....bye....bye bye bye bye bye bye........bye bye bye. Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye .....................”

 

 

There’s only one goodbye

 

[shovel leaner 7,650]

5 minutes ago, FLATTOP said:

There’s only one goodbye

 

I haven’t watched Laurel and Hardy for a long time . They used to be on the telly all the time when I was a kid .They still make me laugh. Geniuses.