Modern sayings

[eastcoast 4,163]

5 minutes ago, TOMO said:

you know shat really annoys me these days....coffee...

now I like the odd cup....but everybody has to have a takeaway cup in there hand at all times...drives me nuts ..

last Christmas..nativity at the church for my youngest...loads of the other parents..Costa cup in hand...fucks sake...

there's a mother at my kids school...I've never seen here without..one of them bamboo mugs with the rubber bit round it...everyday morning and afternoon...surly she can wait 10 mins to get her kid home

Deciding to nip into Greggs on the way to work for a pasty but driving past because the queues out the door as everyone wants coffee and half the time the staff don't seem sure of how to work the machines properly. Why can't they just buy a pie and put the kettle on when they get to graft?

[hawki 1,431]

"the new normal"

[dytkos 17,815]

Singing from the same hymn sheet

Blue sky thinking

And I was, like

At the end of the day 

You know

Many more lol

Cheers, D.

 

[WILF 47,353]

“Fella” 

What sort of retarded way is that to talk ! 

[chartpolski 24,156]

"At this point in time".

Doesn't that just mean "now" ?

Cheers.

[Qbgrey 4,114]

Yup that Costa gang really wind me up,sitting in costa supping a 4 pound coffee doing fuk all..another word that my mate used non stop is organic.hes the one withh all milk,food,etc organic food company delivers.we was building him a curved brick garden wall and trying to agree on the curve.he said."organically curve it from here to thier."!!!.i said you,ve lost me.

[Daniel cain 45,845]

Legit

Safe

Bro

Soz

Obvs

[eastcoast 4,163]

" We are where we are" in relation to programme issues on site. If the subi can be blamed for falling behind then it is of massive importance and a witch hunt ensues. If it is the fault of PC, and it usually is, then it is dismissed as "we are where we are" "so, moving forward ..."

[kanny 20,667]

Office of the president elect 

[WILF 47,353]

1 hour ago, TOMO said:

you know shat really annoys me these days....coffee...

now I like the odd cup....but everybody has to have a takeaway cup in there hand at all times...drives me nuts ..

last Christmas..nativity at the church for my youngest...loads of the other parents..Costa cup in hand...fucks sake...

there's a mother at my kids school...I've never seen here without..one of them bamboo mugs with the rubber bit round it...everyday morning and afternoon...surly she can wait 10 mins to get her kid home

My Mrs drives me f***ing mad with it, can’t get 2 mile up the road without we have to stop so she can get a coffee !!

I wouldn’t mind but it’s completely impossible to buy a decent cup of coffee in the British isles.

Its all just tastes like brown water ! 
A few scattered Italian gaffs and that’s all, your everyday coffee from all these other places is junk.

Maybe my old woman need the coffee to stop my boring craic putting her to sleep ? Lol 

Edited November 15, 2020 by WILF

[Squirrel_Basher 17,100]

Gender fluid .Either got a cock or a fanny .Anything else taint right snu 

[downsouth 7,356]

1 hour ago, WILF said:

“Fella” 

What sort of retarded way is that to talk ! 

Thats an Essex retard thing

[Ken's Deputy 4,460]

" Thank you for reaching out to us. "

I Sent You A Fukking Email, You Kunt!!!

[THE STIFFMEISTER 16,112]

The use Of the word fella is a secret army code word to express distaste of one’s behaviour in the presence of civilians Or those unrequired to know what you’ve done. 

Being referred to as fella immediately sets your spider senses tingling into what you may have been up to The previous 72 hrs

 

 

[jetro 5,349]

2 hours ago, TOMO said:

the word ..."triggered"....fucks sake

Mrs keeps using it...lol

Never heard that one, does it mean ready to kick off, explode 

Atb j