Modern sayings

[walshie 2,804]

3 minutes ago, South hams hunter said:

It's pumped into you in customer service jobs as well. I've actually been told off by someone for calling them sir 

She was understandably upset. 

[WILF 47,975]

37 minutes ago, Born Hunter said:

I love the idea of calling people 'sir' in a respectful gentlemanly intent. Same as saying 'Mr Smith' or whatever until told to refer to a person by their first name. Folks in service professions just do it naturally. It's just so alien to me it'd come off disrespectful. Makes me feel a bit awkward when in that sort of environment tbh.

One unrelated thing is that I think Police should call everyone “sir” or “Madam” in almost every situation barring life or death stuff of course.

I think it would restore the mental link to the phrase “public servant” 

[Paulnix 426]

  Smashed it and all it's derivatives. 

[Paulnix 426]

21 hours ago, keepdiggin said:

Women who call each other "pal"  

 You ok hun. ? 

[South hams hunter 8,935]

6 minutes ago, WILF said:

One unrelated thing is that I think Police should call everyone “sir” or “Madam” in almost every situation barring life or death stuff of course.

I think it would restore the mental link to the phrase “public servant” 

Hate the word madam, it's the whore House owner

[Born Hunter 17,831]

2 minutes ago, South hams hunter said:

Hate the word madam, it's the whore House owner

I suppose “ma’am” would be the proper alternative?

[Arry 22,677]

When people say "Boom" ffs.

Cheers Arry

[keepdiggin 9,561]

1 hour ago, Paulnix said:

 You ok hun. ? 

Message me babe!

[Mister Gain 1,764]

One which I find very cringeworthy is when (mostly) women refer to their pet dog or cat as a "Fur Baby". Heard my wife talking to the dog the other evening and heard "mummy's little fur baby." 
I went straight into speak to her and asked if she is a fcuking retard or something.

"Why are you being so nasty?"

I replied "It's a six year old bull terrier weighing over 50 lbs, with defined musculature, a neck like Mike fcuking Tyson, with the ability to burst a football within 2 seconds... does that sound like it's a 'fur baby?" 

The last word "you're fcuking miserable" 

 

[gnasher16 30,535]

4 hours ago, WILF said:

Depending on the situation I used to call strangers “sir” quiet a lot, especially older men.

If it turned into a more casual situation and it warranted it then the normal everyday “mate” is what I used.

Older travelling men I call “Uncle” if we meet and I don’t know them.

Ive always thought that how you address old people is important and shows something of yourself i hate to see a lad in his 20's address an old boy in his 70' as " mate " it grates on me......older chaps i dont know i,ll address as " sir " then if and when we become friendly it will become " pops "......just a personal thing .....older ladies i'll address as " my dear " then once familiar it'll become " sweetheart,luv,treacle " etc etc.

Its an odd one though because if a young lad calls me " sir " i f****n hate it thinking oi im not that old yet ....but we're all different i suppose.

[gnasher16 30,535]

Plod or screws are all " guv "

Bird plod/screws are all " miss "

Think thats pretty much accepted throughout the country/generations.

[Astanley 11,580]

17 minutes ago, gnasher16 said:

Plod or screws are all " guv "

Bird plod/screws are all " miss "

Think thats pretty much accepted throughout the country/generations.

Screws are 'boss' up here .

[gnasher16 30,535]

2 minutes ago, Astanley said:

Screws are 'boss' up here .

" Boss " down here would just be an every day mush you're not familiar with......the Poles call just about everyone boss 

" You like the inside vacuumed boss ? "

" No it,ll be staying locked thanks "

" No problem boss "

[NEWKID 27,670]

4 hours ago, Born Hunter said:

I love the idea of calling people 'sir' in a respectful gentlemanly intent. Same as saying 'Mr Smith' or whatever until told to refer to a person by their first name. Folks in service professions just do it naturally. It's just so alien to me it'd come off disrespectful. Makes me feel a bit awkward when in that sort of environment tbh.

As a kid we called all.our elderly neighbours Mr or Mrs Smith etc...

We knew no different, all my mates were the same on the estate to their neighbours...

I over use "mate" now to be honest, its a go to for me when I should be using names more..

[shaaark 10,935]

1 hour ago, Mister Gain said:

One which I find very cringeworthy is when (mostly) women refer to their pet dog or cat as a "Fur Baby". Heard my wife talking to the dog the other evening and heard "mummy's little fur baby." 
I went straight into speak to her and asked if she is a fcuking retard or something.

"Why are you being so nasty?"

I replied "It's a six year old bull terrier weighing over 50 lbs, with defined musculature, a neck like Mike fcuking Tyson, with the ability to burst a football within 2 seconds... does that sound like it's a 'fur baby?" 

The last word "you're fcuking miserable" 

 

'Your'e fcuking miserable' 

That's three words fella, yeah

Well, four, grammatically

 

Edited November 18, 2020 by shaaark