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ive been on the waiting list for months for this, got a phone call from my Nuffield hospital yesterday asking me if I could attend this coming Saturday at 9 20 am,

certainly I says , then my doctor rang me up to confirm the appointment,   so I says to him, wouldn't it be more beneficial to todays society to put me to sleep as in euthanasia

don't talk silly mr  .....y go keep the appointment

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Good news ,    just had a call from my doctor, hello is that mr s****y yes sir speaking, this is doctor h****e  with the results of your mri scan, nothing to worry about, no tumours cancers nothing se

just cant believe it lads I was on the settee having a nap, cos id given up, I envisaged all sorts, never in my wildest dreams did I expect good news, im no religious bloke but someone is looking down

Your a ray of sunshine Keith ?

Fukk sake, mate!

I dunno. Must admit; They wanted to give me one of them, when they found how deaf I was, and my tinnitus? I told them to save that slot for some poor fukker who fukking needed it! Said I'd had this for thirty years and more now. Anything dodgy, up there, causing it? Bit fukking late now!

All the time you can be arsed to read and post in this place? Shows there must still be a spark.

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19 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said:

ive been on the waiting list for months for this, got a phone call from my Nuffield hospital yesterday asking me if I could attend this coming Saturday at 9 20 am,

certainly I says , then my doctor rang me up to confirm the appointment,   so I says to him, wouldn't it be more beneficial to todays society to put me to sleep as in euthanasia

don't talk silly mr  .....y go keep the appointment

I think they are using all the beds for the virus that has not come to as much as expected to clear the backlog mate, I spoke with my doctor about my hernia a few weeks back and have been fast tracked into a private hospital to have it done at the end of the month, the private hospital was payed by the government to stay empty for the wave and has remained empty since march so now they are going through the backlog ?

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17 minutes ago, South hams hunter said:

Stop taking Keith's thunder

Yeh politely fek off.  :feck:  well look lads this condition ive got, ive been googling, my condition and its scary, ive diagnosed missen with bot fly disease ,  also memory loss, nowt wrong with my memory, ive just had Nuffield on the phone asking me if I shall be keeping my Saturday morning appointment, yes I says, and asks me for my mobile number and car registration, now ive had my owd jalopy bout 8 years , just hang on a minute love I will just go outside and get it for you

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