NEWKID 27,205 Posted December 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 5 hours ago, lurcherman 887 said: You renting it out Kev as a holiday Yes will be mate, there will be 2 cottages ready for March (at least thats what I'm teloing myself!!) Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,205 Posted December 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 5 hours ago, keepdiggin said: Gotta to be a millionaire you kev lad Ha...this ain't how millionaires live mate...but...he who dares.. lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,215 Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 5 hours ago, keepdiggin said: Gotta to be a millionaire you kev lad He spends his afternoons prank calling people ! Lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,205 Posted December 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 1 minute ago, WILF said: He spends his afternoons prank calling people ! Lol Me and technology.. ...lol.... "call Joe"....not that f***ing Joe you prick!!!" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,460 Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 6 hours ago, keepdiggin said: Gotta to be a millionaire you kev lad I must admit, I've completely lost all track of who the fukk's who, amidst all this name for handle swapping game here. But, who ever it is owns the place I've been looking at? I was thinking, just the other night; " Look at this place! Fukking boat, the lot too! " I don't know who's who. I don't fukking care either. I'm from a form of internet now forgotten. But, fukk yeah; Who ever owns That spread? Fukking Hell! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,205 Posted December 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 Just now, Ken's Deputy said: I must admit, I've completely lost all track of who the fukk's who, amidst all this name for handle swapping game here. But, who ever it is owns the place I've been looking at? I was thinking, just the other night; " Look at this place! Fukking boat, the lot too! " I don't know who's who. I don't fukking care either. I'm from a form of internet now forgotten. But, fukk yeah; Who ever owns That spread? Fukking Hell! The bloke with the bay tree...you ain't sent your address for me to send some over.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,460 Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 ??? Why the Fukk is the thread titled "Dytkos Cottage then??? Oh, never mind. Doesn't matter. Makes my head spin. Bay leaves? Just in the last half hour crammed a jar full of them! You went quiet and I thought you'd copped the needle with me. Been running around Amazon most nights now. Snatching up - probably often horrendously over priced - stores of stuff. But, thanks, anyway FUUUuuuukkkk!!!! I've just thrown out half a kilo of chilli powder that I'd considered way past its best. Talking about spices sparked something. I checked my lists? Last fukking item I need now, to make onion bhajis, is fukking chilli powder!!! Shit! Shit! Shit!!! Fukk sake! I'm such a kunt, some times! Never mind. No way I'd make my very first attempt and try to slip in some knowingly rank old ingredient. Anyway; Sorry. I have my own thread for all that. Forgive me. I'm off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,205 Posted December 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 35 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: ??? Why the Fukk is the thread titled "Dytkos Cottage then??? Oh, never mind. Doesn't matter. Makes my head spin. Bay leaves? Just in the last half hour crammed a jar full of them! You went quiet and I thought you'd copped the needle with me. Been running around Amazon most nights now. Snatching up - probably often horrendously over priced - stores of stuff. But, thanks, anyway FUUUuuuukkkk!!!! I've just thrown out half a kilo of chilli powder that I'd considered way past its best. Talking about spices sparked something. I checked my lists? Last fukking item I need now, to make onion bhajis, is fukking chilli powder!!! Shit! Shit! Shit!!! Fukk sake! I'm such a kunt, some times! Never mind. No way I'd make my very first attempt and try to slip in some knowingly rank old ingredient. Anyway; Sorry. I have my own thread for all that. Forgive me. I'm off. ..... this curry is some adventure for you...lol Dytkos put some money in the fishing charity pot for a stay here, hence Dytkos cottage... No "copping the needle", no need to?? Offers still there, ill be cutting it back so could send you as much as you want, dry it and it'll keep for good. Pm address and it'll be on its way.. Now f**k off the thread with your spice/curry ramblings... 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,205 Posted December 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 8 minutes ago, sid g said: do you want my address kev i need a couple of sea bass some fresh crab a few pasties and a colostomy bag of cider ,,, Now that is Devon in a hamper mate...lol 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,205 Posted December 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 Another couple of jobs ticked off... 7 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,802 Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 Looking great Kev, get yer finger out then. Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,617 Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 1 hour ago, NEWKID said: Another couple of jobs ticked off... Is this the set for a new Hovis advert ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,205 Posted December 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, low plains drifter said: Is this the set for a new Hovis advert ? Nice one... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,617 Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 1 minute ago, NEWKID said: Nice one... Be sure to butter mine mind, none of that Marg jobby Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 45,648 Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 2 hours ago, NEWKID said: Another couple of jobs ticked off... Smart paving Kev 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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