What was I thinking ?

[shovel leaner 7,650]

On 09/11/2020 at 20:18, Stavross said:

Arrr, the kappa slapper tracksuit, takes me back to my raving days in the early 90’s, simpler times, still spend most of my time in fields but now I don’t jump about like zebedee from the magic roundabout

The only dancing I did when I was a young buck was just befor Kicking out time at Gloucesters KC’s ( king of clubs ) . They used to put careless whisper by George Michael on and that was a cue to grab the unconscious girl that was slumped next to the fruit machine  and drag her on to the dance floor for the “erection session “ . Then buy her some chips or a kebab and try and pump her in the taxi . Who says romance is dead ? I Loved the 80’s .

[David.evans 5,323]

Same here SL  , but used to get em in the toilet

 

[shovel leaner 7,650]

24 minutes ago, David.evans said:

Same here SL  , but used to get em in the toilet

 

Those were the days , a knee trembler in the bog . I see you were a man of class and distinction David .  You know the 80’s were a special time , the smell of lots of hairspray still triggers a reaction . Can be embarrassing if you walk into the hairdressers to pick the Mrs up .

[David.evans 5,323]

I’m glad that I lived thro the 70/80/90 they were the best years and went down hill from there as far as I’m concerned 

fucin yupes ect , 

I bet sausage could tell a tail

[Dervburner 2,549]

5 hours ago, shovel leaner said:

Those were the days , a knee trembler in the bog . I see you were a man of class and distinction David .  You know the 80’s were a special time , the smell of lots of hairspray still triggers a reaction . Can be embarrassing if you walk into the hairdressers to pick the Mrs up .

Yerr, you lot were posh, the smell of stale fag smoke and vomit reminds me of our old haunts

[David.evans 5,323]

Yep DB 

BUT did you get your end away , and the beauty of thick smelly smoke , you could not see the birds face just case she was a ugly twat , but hey ho in them days any port in a storm was my motto

[Dervburner 2,549]

24 minutes ago, David.evans said:

Yep DB 

BUT did you get your end away , and the beauty of thick smelly smoke , you could not see the birds face just case she was a ugly twat , but hey ho in them days any port in a storm was my motto

send the revolver in first, quick whiff of the fingers and if in doubt, don’t fcuk the trout.

[FOXHUNTER 5,021]

2 minutes ago, Dervburner said:

send the revolver in first, quick whiff of the fingers and if in doubt, don’t fcuk the trout.

[Dervburner 2,549]

2 minutes ago, FOXHUNTER said:

Self preservation Mark, like I say, we weren’t posh

[shovel leaner 7,650]

16 hours ago, David.evans said:

Yep DB 

BUT did you get your end away , and the beauty of thick smelly smoke , you could not see the birds face just case she was a ugly twat , but hey ho in them days any port in a storm was my motto

My motto was “ you don’t look at the mantle piece when you’re poking the fire “