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Anyone remember the fungus expert who was on a program with Ray mears? He had some poisonous mushrooms in his lab plus some similar ones that he had picked as edibles for his tea....anyway he had his scran then went out on the piss. He started feeling a bit rough and soon clocked he'd eaten the wrong ones. He asked the waitress for a marker pen, ripped his shirt off, wrote the name of the mushrooms across his chest, asked for the waitress to call an ambulance and collapsed off his bar stool ?

 

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49 minutes ago, keepdiggin said:

See any game?

Nobhead fuucked off after something, I couldn't see but it was big. The crashing through the brush was enough to say boar or red, everything else went silent (animals). I just prayed he wouldn't fuuckin pull something lol He came back after 10 mins with a slapped arse look about his face and a slight knock ?

Saw loads of skinks (think they're called that) and a few different birds hanging about before (I reckon) migrating and a couple of vultures. Watching vultures hang on thermals and just lift is a pretty sight to see. 

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2 hours ago, mushroom said:

I didn't eat them but I did find some fly agarics that had been munched on (deer I presume).... Anyway, a couple of photos from today's hike (40-50km)

 

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mate of mine who is well into his shrooms reckons if you dry the skin  of fly agarics and smoke them it rewires your brain, seriously fecks you up, need to put a supply in parliament, can`t make those twats any worse!

sure I`ve read somewhere that the laps used to watch out for their reindeer eating fly agaric then try harvesting their piss to drink, took a lot of the bad toxins out of it but left enough for them to get majorly shitfaced, wonder who first thought up the idea of drinking reindeer piss?

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28 minutes ago, neil82 said:

mate of mine who is well into his shrooms reckons if you dry the skin  of fly agarics and smoke them it rewires your brain, seriously fecks you up, need to put a supply in parliament, can`t make those twats any worse!

sure I`ve read somewhere that the laps used to watch out for their reindeer eating fly agaric then try harvesting their piss to drink, took a lot of the bad toxins out of it but left enough for them to get majorly shitfaced, wonder who first thought up the idea of drinking reindeer piss?

Aye they do. They feed the deer a shitload of shrooms and drink the piss. Lwt the deer remove the toxins and get a pure hit of fly agaric and deer piss ?

Fly argaric are something else mate. Trippy on a spiritual level;)

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8 hours ago, neil82 said:

mate of mine who is well into his shrooms reckons if you dry the skin  of fly agarics and smoke them it rewires your brain, seriously fecks you up, need to put a supply in parliament, can`t make those twats any worse!

sure I`ve read somewhere that the laps used to watch out for their reindeer eating fly agaric then try harvesting their piss to drink, took a lot of the bad toxins out of it but left enough for them to get majorly shitfaced, wonder who first thought up the idea of drinking reindeer piss?

Used to sell it to the hippys years ago £25 a square inch they recon it was like an acid trip never done it myself prefer the liberty caps good buzz and your waking up in the morning ?

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