Shortest write up ever

[forest of dean redneck 11,608]

Dad filled the bird feeder up with seed 2 days ago , as he leaves it empty in the summer .

So he came an told me he seen a rat on the feeder earlier , half n hour an 3 aborted attempts due to the safety being on and noise from opening the living room window  I got it

out  of interest How quick do rats find food in their environment or how far do you think they could smell the seed from?As we never see them climbing over an empty feeder .

one rat with big stones and a lead injection via the crosman xl and a wasp pellet .

[dytkos 17,800]

Some bollocks on him

Cheers, D.

[forest of dean redneck 11,608]

30 minutes ago, dytkos said:

Some bollocks on him

Cheers, D.

Let’s hope it didn’t use them

[philpot 4,998]

it got bigger nuts than me 

Phil

[villaman 9,983]

35 minutes ago, philpot said:

it got bigger nuts than me 

Phil

And it’s young

[Rez 4,961]

Jess just looked over me shoulder, ‘you on that f****n forum agen [long pause]... bet you wish you were as big as that?’

She’s gonna get a right slap.

After I’ve put the bins out. Obviously. 

[LuckOrJudgement 437]

Can't ever under estimate rats.

Tricky blighters.

My neighbour had a birdbath that the rats used to have a wash in.

I said I fancied a crack at them with the .177, he said be my guest.

There was no safe backstop though, so I built one out og 3/4 plywood and positioned it mounted on wooden stakes. All was set fair for a massacre.

But the rats never returned. Like they knew....

[j j m 6,539]

nice shooting bud

[toolebox 1,546]

Wow that one WAS a stud for sure!! 

[Phill-W68 547]

Thats a ballsy rat, thank fek its dead ,wouldnt want to meet that in a dark alley