jetro 5,349 Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: Slow Cooker?! That is So last decade, mate! Haven't you experienced Instant Pot yet? It includes a Slower. And practically everything else you could want in a pot. My SC's long since been committed to the back room. It was nice, smelling something delicious in the air, for eight hours of the day. But, fukk that! When I'm hungry and have been tied up? The last thing I want to do is sit through eight hours of mental torture, for dinner at 22:30! IP? Sling a stew in and I'm getting it down my neck inside twenty minutes! Now, with Al'? I could soon be smashing out the 'BIR' style curry of my choice in the same time I'll have to look up this instant pot Atb j 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,459 Posted December 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 19 minutes ago, Jonjon79 said: That's made in China mate Oh no it's not, clever kunt! This shit's Basmati. All the way from that vile, kiddie raping, women hating, terrorist spawning, islamic fukking shit hole we call Pakistan! What's a man to do? At least, like McMurphy, I Tried! Anyway, 'White Pearl' say, on their bags, how they invest in the communities producing their gear. Education and so forth. Bit of luck, they're teaching the fukking savages that any unattended three year old girl is Not there to be grabbed and fukked. But, that's a subject for another thread. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,459 Posted December 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 21 minutes ago, sid g said: have you got bay leafs mate . Yes, mate Put them in a twenty fluid ounce sized jar just this afters. That lot'll out last me! I'm getting there, Sid. Fantastic fun too! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,358 Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 7 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: Oh no it's not, clever kunt! This shit's Basmati. All the way from that vile, kiddie raping, women hating, terrorist spawning, islamic fukking shit hole we call Pakistan! What's a man to do? At least, like McMurphy, I Tried! Anyway, 'White Pearl' say, on their bags, how they invest in the communities producing their gear. Education and so forth. Bit of luck, they're teaching the fukking savages that any unattended three year old girl is Not there to be grabbed and fukked. But, that's a subject for another thread. It's all fibs mate - Pakistanis take their morning dump on the mud flats. It's only the Chinese that turn them into paddy fields. Honest guv' 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,776 Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 3 hours ago, baker boy said: Only had a hot curry once ( is a vindaloo classed as hot ) nearly took the roof off my fckn mouth, could have drunk the river Taf dry, was a classy establishment called Sweaty Bettys in Pontypridd, Shaark might have heard of it was legendary back in the day Indeed sir, I've suffered, sorry, enjoyed, many a foolishly alcohol fuelled curry? In Betty's fine establishment many moons ago lol. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,776 Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 7 minutes ago, baker boy said: Only once I tried the vindaloo, I was dragging my arse on the carpet lika a dog with worms for days.. Hehehe after the first couple of meals there, me and my mates would just point to something on that small single leaf piece of plastic, the menu, and just say 2, 3, or 4, depending how many of us were brave/drunk enough, of those please lol. Place been gone for more than 20 years I think now, but what a place, legendary lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,776 Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 (edited) 13 minutes ago, baker boy said: Been racking my brain to remember the club in the middle of town the Georgian ?? Possibly, there were a couple back then, raffles, the done thing. But they were slightly later than the georgian. The georgian was the first nightclub I went to lol Edited December 18, 2020 by shaaark Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,158 Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 1 hour ago, sid g said: have you got bay leafs mate . ....twat.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,776 Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 38 minutes ago, baker boy said: Me too.... And there was 'gingers'. And just ouside ponty, in treforest, there was the rafa club, very good in there on a friday night. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,776 Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 Just now, baker boy said: Aye I remember Gingers, not sure about Rafa Apart from the rafa, which after that was called raffles, all the clubs in ponty were closed by the late 80's. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,459 Posted December 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 Wish me luck, lads. I'm going in! Today, I make Al's Base Gravy! I may be gone some little time ..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,459 Posted December 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 Well, Fukk You, Al! You do it in five minutes? Took me five fukking Hours!!! What Fun though! I learned a shit ton too! I've never even touched a garlic thing before. Now, I'm eyeballing the best Ginger Grater on the market! Close run thing too; I never realised I needed Two pots! Lucky I have one I found here and took a shine to. Funny looking aluminium thing. I stuck it away and hadn't seen it in years and years. Got it out. Cleaned it up. Spotted a weird emblem on the base? Cold chill ran down my spine. Those vague symbols aren't Chinese, are they?! The chinks knew their place in the world, back in those days! Scrubbed that a bit and it came up " Made In USA "! Thank fukk! Here's my little, septic saucepan, helping me do the tomato sauce: Fukking worship my gorgeous, Indian made spoon too! Feels like something I've used, professionally, for thirty years! And, here's the finished product: " Al's Base Gravy #1 ": I think we can safely say my days of chucking water and " curry powder " at a basic fukking beef stew conglomerate are now gonna be well and truly over! Next up? Onion Bhajis!!! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,922 Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 Well done ken, getting there 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,459 Posted December 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2020 Oh, you poor, miserable fukkas!!! You weren't here, tonight, to help me get amongst These!!! Al' Rocks! Nuff fukking said!!! 7 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greg64 2,825 Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 18 hours ago, Ken's Deputy said: Oh, you poor, miserable fukkas!!! You weren't here, tonight, to help me get amongst These!!! Al' Rocks! Nuff fukking said!!! your bhajis look spot on 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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