No wonder you old farts are miserable sods.

[Greb147 6,809]

This is an actual extract from a sex education textbook for girls, printed in the early 1960's in the UK.
We have come so far!!

“When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night.

When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had.

Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night-time face and hair care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes.”

[Greb147 6,809]

f**k me Ray I thought you were top shagger? 

[Greb147 6,809]

Just now, baker boy said:

Sounds good to me

Is that your days 50 Shades? 

[king 11,982]

What's more worrying is why are you reading such things.

We know your back is fecked.

But surely you are taking things to far now..

[Greb147 6,809]

1 minute ago, king said:

What's more worrying is why are you reading such things.

We know your back is fecked.

But surely you are taking things to far now..

I'm preparing myself for the inevitable. 

[king 11,982]

Just now, Greb147 said:

I'm preparing myself for the inevitable. 

Ah fair enough.plan ahead an all that..

[Greyman 28,822]

4 minutes ago, Greb147 said:

Is that your days 50 Shades? 

We all got are cross to bare, we grew up with modesty and prudishness leading to lots of perverts and closet queers, you on the other hand have grown up with instant unlimited access to lots of porn leading you to believe that woman actually enjoy a dick pushed so far down her throat she goes cock eyed and can’t breath or that she is loving having an arse like a torn wellie, but in truth it’s not much difference, there were top shaggers and top talkers in our day just like there is in yours

[Greb147 6,809]

5 minutes ago, Greyman said:

We all got are cross to bare, we grew up with modesty and prudishness leading to lots of perverts and closet queers, you on the other hand have grown up with instant unlimited access to lots of porn leading you to believe that woman actually enjoy a dick pushed so far down her throat she goes cock eyed and can’t breath or that she is loving having an arse like a torn wellie, but in truth it’s not much difference, there were top shaggers and top talkers in our day just like there is in yours

You're a dark horse you, bet you could give Ray a ten break....

I'm christening you Mr Greyman. 

Edited August 22, 2020 by Greb147

[JDHUNTING 1,817]

27 minutes ago, Greb147 said:

This is an actual extract from a sex education textbook for girls, printed in the early 1960's in the UK.
We have come so far!!

“When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night.

When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had.

Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night-time face and hair care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes.”

Were did we go wrong

[Gypsydog94 4,608]

Any one know the name of the book my mrs could do with a copy

[chartpolski 24,234]

34 minutes ago, Gypsydog94 said:

Any one know the name of the book my mrs could do with a copy

The Koran.......

Cheers.

[cragman 2,788]

Show’d this the wife after I’d hoovered,