Said To Myself, Last Night

[jetro 5,349]

1 hour ago, Chid said:

Not lifting the leaver climbing in or out has caused me loads of trouble with my right hip , 

I was stood on the rock breaker as pin on dipper arm had dropped out asked a fella to grab me a bolt out the digger and he lent in and knocked the lever and flung me of the machine onto the rock he was breaking FFS It smarted a wee bit

It's scary how quickly things go wrong.

I was lifting a brand new 360 up off the quarry floor one day, had about 150ft plus to go, when the crane stays gave way, and the machine hit the deck..

The boss nearly had a stroke LOL, luckily I had only gone 15ft maybe.

Atb j 

[jetro 5,349]

Seen plenty lads, myself included, getting cuts  form bleeding salmon, or from nets. Saw one lad loose a finger, lifting a net, he had a ring on, net got caught under and sliced the finger off

Atb j 

[Ted Newgent 4,896]

4 minutes ago, jetro said:

Seen plenty lads, myself included, getting cuts  form bleeding salmon, or from nets. Saw one lad loose a finger, lifting a net, he had a ring on, net got caught under and sliced the finger off

Atb j 

That was common in the factory were I worked.

i never wore my wedding ever. Countless lads lost their fingers

[jetro 5,349]

1 minute ago, Ted Newgent said:

That was common in the factory were I worked.

i never wore my wedding ever. Countless lads lost their fingers

It's funny, they know it happens, they seen it happen,,and yet some still wear them.

Atb j 

[Daniel cain 45,813]

1 minute ago, baker boy said:

When I was 8 I caught my foreskin in the zip of my trousers, Ive broken limbs, been stabbed, fallen off buildings, out of windows' buried underground, nothing and I mean nothing hurt like getting my foreskin out of that fckn zip I still wince 50 yrs on thinking about it

Its only once you ever do that.......

[jetro 5,349]

2 minutes ago, baker boy said:

When I was 8 I caught my foreskin in the zip of my trousers, Ive broken limbs, been stabbed, fallen off buildings, out of windows' buried underground, nothing and I mean nothing hurt like getting my foreskin out of that fckn zip I still wince 50 yrs on thinking about it

Buried underground, how did that happen 

Atb j 

[Greb147 6,809]

1 minute ago, jetro said:

Buried underground, how did that happen 

Atb j 

He was a mole for MI6. 

[jetro 5,349]

Just now, baker boy said:

Working underground mate, tunneling

Now that's nerve wracking, must have been a heart stopping moment for you 

Atb j 

[Blackmag 6,102]

2 minutes ago, baker boy said:

When I was 8 I caught my foreskin in the zip of my trousers, Ive broken limbs, been stabbed, fallen off buildings, out of windows' buried underground, nothing and I mean nothing hurt like getting my foreskin out of that fckn zip I still wince 50 yrs on thinking about it

I did that one pissed up run down a ginnel caught my foreskin in my zip kinnell claret down my strides and serious pain  when a lass came over and offered to help she helped me but being manhandled by a good  sort didn't help my cause either  fecking he'll I'm more careful now 

[Ken's Deputy 4,460]

Dick in the zip job? My kid brother did that. About sixty years ago now. That fukkin scream Still lives with me!

[Ted Newgent 4,896]

Now I am reconsidering my participation in Canadian outdoor activities 

blew a big gash in the thumb on the boat tie down strap