Ken's Deputy 4,460 Posted June 27, 2020 Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 Lads, all you need is a microwave that sits below eye level. A dish of plain water. A cloth. And a bucket! Place the dish of water in the microwave. Set it to High for five minutes. Wait a further minute. Remove the water. Now, taking the cloth, wipe all round the Bottom and Sides of the microwave. Finally, wipe up inside the top where you can't normally see. Regard the stuff that comes down, into the clean microwave. Consider what's been dropping into your food. Throw up into that bucket! Seriously; I'm deep cleaning my place and learned the water trick in another forum. My eye level micro was pretty spotless anyway. But the roof of the one below it, below my eye level? Sweet fukcing jesus! How have I survived?! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nicepix 5,650 Posted June 27, 2020 Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 You survived because all the germs get killed by the microwaves. Even Max could have worked that out. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MH1 1,873 Posted June 27, 2020 Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 6 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: Lads, all you need is a microwave that sits below eye level. A dish of plain water. A cloth. And a bucket! Place the dish of water in the microwave. Set it to High for five minutes. Wait a further minute. Remove the water. Now, taking the cloth, wipe all round the Bottom and Sides of the microwave. Finally, wipe up inside the top where you can't normally see. Regard the stuff that comes down, into the clean microwave. Consider what's been dropping into your food. Throw up into that bucket! Seriously; I'm deep cleaning my place and learned the water trick in another forum. My eye level micro was pretty spotless anyway. But the roof of the one below it, below my eye level? Sweet fukcing jesus! How have I survived?! The Microwave Life? Which wattage is best 800 v 900? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,460 Posted June 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 4 minutes ago, MH1 said: Which wattage is best 800 v 900? Wouldn't know. You just made me go and check mine though! Top one's an 800. Bottom one's 700. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,460 Posted June 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 9 minutes ago, Nicepix said: You survived because all the germs get killed by the microwaves. Dunno about that. I still reckon Gordon Ramsay would have punched me in the throat. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nicepix 5,650 Posted June 27, 2020 Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 8 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: Dunno about that. I still reckon Gordon Ramsay would have punched me in the throat. Of course he would. He's Scottish. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mole trapper 1,693 Posted June 27, 2020 Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 4 minutes ago, Nicepix said: Of course he would. He's Scottish. Wtf is he doing buying four homes in Cornwall then? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nicepix 5,650 Posted June 27, 2020 Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, mole trapper said: Wtf is he doing buying four homes in Cornwall then? Would you want to live in Scotland? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 45,558 Posted June 27, 2020 Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 I wouldn't mind tbf 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,236 Posted June 27, 2020 Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 Not owned a microwave for years... Mind we just bought a brand new cooker...company that delivers it took the old one away...for free but I had to take it out and put it at the end of the drive for them...by Fecking jesus...looking at it in proper day lite outside...it was embaresing. ..i wrapped cardboard round it cos I didn't want the neighbours seeing it... 14 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,460 Posted June 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 I can feel it, Tomo! Just blasted my main fridge? Jesus christ! It looks fantastic now. But, actually stopping to Look in there? Oh, it was Gnarly! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,831 Posted June 27, 2020 Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Ken's Deputy said: Dunno about that. I still reckon Gordon Ramsay would have punched me in the throat. I won't have that ceunts face on my telly. Can't stand the egomaniac. Absolute up his own arse PRICK Edited June 27, 2020 by shaaark 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,972 Posted June 27, 2020 Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 20 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: I can feel it, Tomo! Just blasted my main fridge? Jesus christ! It looks fantastic now. But, actually stopping to Look in there? Oh, it was Gnarly! What the feck are you keeping in there Ferrets Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,460 Posted June 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 10 minutes ago, shaaark said: I won't have that ceunts face on my telly. Can't stand the egomanic. Absolute up his own arse PRICK A lot of people feel that way. I never really took any notice of him. I just got a passing impression that he was yet another celebrity chef whose trade mark was swearing excessively, for effect. I dismissed him like a troll. Then, about a year or so ago, I somehow found myself watching one of his " Kitchen Nightmare " episodes. Believe it or not, I quickly became hooked! I couldn't get enough of it and binge watched series after series. What I realised is that yes, he shouts and swears a lot. The whole deal is also terribly formulaic; Dreadful place. Gordon screams at everyone. They clean the kitchen. He gets a team in to revamp the restaurant. He provides a new menu. Everyone turns over a new leaf. Happily ever after. Yet, I just found it all greatly entertaining. And the funny thing is? He's actually a very compassionate bloke. He shouts and swears to shake people up and get them out of their ruts. A bit like a Drill Instructor. I like him 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,460 Posted June 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 4 minutes ago, king said: What the feck are you keeping in there Ferrets Full inventory? 1. Bag of minced meat, for tonights dinner. 2. Dog meat, for their dinners. 3. Tub of margarine. 4. Jar of mint sauce. 5. Carrots. 6. Long since expired bottle of Ivermectin - now binned. Oh, yeah! And a box of meal worms. And it's a full sized fridge too! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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