Dogs and where they urinate

[Miss Lynn 160]

Sorry gentlemen to bother you, but I have come to my wits end. My neighbour across the way lets her dog roam as it please when it comes to shitting and urination, she is too lazy to actually take the dog out herself. He seems to have taken to my property and a certain area just under my bedroom window. I do not want to hurt the dog for the sake of her ignorance, but I do very much need to stop him from doing it any longer. The grass and  the shrubs are dying and turning brown and the flowers are just rank with smell that floats up through my bedroom window.

He is a VERY OVERWEIGHT beagle and leaves behind some damn good deposits.

I am wondering short of doing something stupid, what can I do to deter the dog from that area or any patches of garden I have? I plan to go to the council about the problem, and lay some of it on the town manager who is an acquaintance of mine, but in the meantime, any tricks out there to make my flowers and bushes unsavoury.

Thank you in advance,

Lynn

[Astanley 11,565]

Dunno about the shitting dog ,but if you post in the air gun section you will get offers of marriage .

[WILF 46,641]

A heap of pepper and curry powder, job done 

[Greyman 28,181]

13 minutes ago, Miss Lynn said:

Sorry gentlemen to bother you, but I have come to my wits end. My neighbour across the way lets her dog roam as it please when it comes to shitting and urination, she is too lazy to actually take the dog out herself. He seems to have taken to my property and a certain area just under my bedroom window. I do not want to hurt the dog for the sake of her ignorance, but I do very much need to stop him from doing it any longer. The grass and  the shrubs are dying and turning brown and the flowers are just rank with smell that floats up through my bedroom window.

He is a VERY OVERWEIGHT beagle and leaves behind some damn good deposits.

I am wondering short of doing something stupid, what can I do to deter the dog from that area or any patches of garden I have? I plan to go to the council about the problem, and lay some of it on the town manager who is an acquaintance of mine, but in the meantime, any tricks out there to make my flowers and bushes unsavoury.

Thank you in advance,

Lynn

Try picking up every turd you can find and posting them through her letter box, you will be amazed how quickly she realises the error of her ways, you don’t need to tell anyone or put posts on social media but a couple of bags of shit and she will realise she has pissed someone off so will either get rid of said dog or look after it properly, 

[trapperman 474]

Took the words out my mouth greyman

[Pirate 9000 676]

If you put bicarb where grass dieing off it should soon green back up, has already said post dog muck back through letter box.

[Gypsydog94 4,561]

Electric fence around said shrubs should sort the problem! 

[Greb147 6,809]

Hammer or bullet. 

[jok 3,211]

Good kick up the arose with full intent should sort it. Jok.

[lurcherman 887 13,089]

A fence 

[king 11,972]

Pm cushty he will perform a counter attack.

[Greb147 6,809]

11 minutes ago, king said:

Pm cushty he will perform a counter attack.

How did you piss whilst paragliding? 

[SheepChaser 8,083]

Single hot wire 

[jetro 5,349]

4 hours ago, WILF said:

A heap of pepper and curry powder, job done 

How does that work.

Also, any sight in the stoat since 

Atb j 

[king 11,972]

19 minutes ago, Greb147 said:

How did you piss whilst paragliding? 

That guy you said you were a massive fan of.hamilton.

How does he piss whilst driving?