earth&hounds 94 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 if my mom had balls she would be my farther,thats one to start us off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stork 1 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 Well hes as bright as a blown light bulb.... If whit were shit you`d be consterpated.... I will have a few more Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCoyote 0 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 "if brains were dynamite you wouldnt have enough to blow your nose.. " "together they havnt got enough brains to operate one (person/dog/whatever)" first time i heard that my boss was talking about my dog and his.... they made quite a team when it came to trouble.. but by themselves they were perfect. "with his luck if he had ducks they would drown" - cant remember where i heard that.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
richie 1 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 youre about as usefull as a chocolate saucepan ! youre about as usefull as an ashtray on a motorbike ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wilky 0 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 He's up and down like a pair of whores drawers He does the work of two men...........Laurel and f*****g Hardy They're about as much use as Douglas Barder's shoes Never shove your Grandma when she's shaving Quote Link to post Share on other sites
earth&hounds 94 Posted January 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 the brother in law just told the mrs your like a tramps vest always on(moanin) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waz77 15 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 About as much use as tits on fish! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 "You Never See A Farmer On A Bike".... "When Your first wife dies! she leaves such a hole in heart! all the rest slips through".... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stephen58 1 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 when God was giving out brains ; you were not even in the queue !!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bullx 12 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 THIS TIME YESTERDAY IT WAS ONLY 4 O CLOCK Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bullx 12 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 IT GET LATE EARLY AROUND HERE Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bullx 12 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 SPREAD OUT IN A CROWD Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TRANSIT690 0 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 im as dry as a camels arse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bullx 12 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 IT CAME OUT LIKE A FLY OUT OF A WITCHES GEE Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MATTI 34 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 This beer is as flat as a witch's tit. I;ve got a mouth as dry as an astronaut's slipper. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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