keepdiggin 9,559 Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, mushroom said: A few razor blades glued together with 2cent coins between.... slice the poppy head not too deep and apparently you can dry and smoke the sap.... so I've heard, off Newkid From his days in the band Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,288 Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 hour ago, mushroom said: I heard he buys off Katchum He's the Don of unpasteurized milk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,048 Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 37 minutes ago, keepdiggin said: From his days in the band Those were the days.... Motely Crue couldn't keep up... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,025 Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 18 hours ago, keepdiggin said: Who was that gnasher? Even if i could remember his name mate i wouldnt want to embarrass him he turned out an alright chap in the end. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,025 Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 18 hours ago, DIDO.1 said: Are you really that scary? I just can't imagine you looking like anything other than alf garnet Id say me and Alf have a few similarities but looks certainly isnt one of them No im not scary its funny really because i normally go out my way to be polite and look approachable to people but id just had a right belly full of this geezer....we've all done it where you give a man one of those real intense looks where you hope that it weakens them,which of course is fine if you are willing to do what comes after that but he wasnt and he just melted on the spot bless him.....plus he,d driven a long way i couldnt see him walk away like that 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,489 Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 On 11/05/2020 at 12:04, gnasher16 said: Ive had a couple of them " next time im down in London " or " next time your this end of the m11 " .....i quite admired one chap ages ago who did at least commit to his words he turned up outside my old gym,we looked at each other and he let out a " maybe not then " kind of laugh so i took him over the road and bought him a breakfast instead we ended up having a good little laugh and a natter....that was before i really cottoned on to how the internet works Gnasher I'm gonna knock you out .. no black pudding on my fry please I hate the stuff 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,849 Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 28 minutes ago, Chid said: Gnasher I'm gonna knock you out .. no black pudding on my fry please I hate the stuff I reckon we can both do him in Chid.... if only he was closer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,025 Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 34 minutes ago, Chid said: Gnasher I'm gonna knock you out .. no black pudding on my fry please I hate the stuff 1 step at a time....you,ll have to slag me off by private message for a few days first followed by the " whats your number " culminating in the dreaded " where can i find you " Like i say ive cottoned on to all this malarkey 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,694 Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 6 minutes ago, gnasher16 said: 1 step at a time....you,ll have to slag me off by private message for a few days first followed by the " whats your number " culminating in the dreaded " where can i find you " Like i say ive cottoned on to all this malarkey Gnash, it's a good job you aint got 'madcampingbill' on your case. You'd be looking over your shoulder for a wild looking fella, complete with full set of ready sharpened 'clemming' gear, ready to decapitate your arms and shove em up your 'ausehole'!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,565 Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 I think you let him off far too lightly mate ,if he was angry enough with you to drive a long way he should of taken his lumps and bumps like a man ,let's be honest ,if you had walked out the gym looking like mushy for example ,hed still be punching you now .fuk him ,man got a free breckie for being a s hit house . 1 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,849 Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 14 minutes ago, Astanley said: I think you let him off far too lightly mate ,if he was angry enough with you to drive a long way he should of taken his lumps and bumps like a man ,let's be honest ,if you had walked out the gym looking like mushy for example ,hed still be punching you now .fuk him ,man got a free breckie for being a s hit house . Oi piss off, I can throw down and kick shins..... wanna take this offline old man? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,565 Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 4 minutes ago, mushroom said: Oi piss off, I can throw down and kick shins..... wanna take this offline old man? Naah Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,588 Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 1 hour ago, gnasher16 said: Id say me and Alf have a few similarities Do you have a black home help ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,025 Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 (edited) 35 minutes ago, Astanley said: I think you let him off far too lightly mate ,if he was angry enough with you to drive a long way he should of taken his lumps and bumps like a man ,let's be honest ,if you had walked out the gym looking like mushy for example ,hed still be punching you now .fuk him ,man got a free breckie for being a s hit house . You would of had to be there to appreciate it i felt half sorry for him to be honest,he apologised like a man,admitted he had got a bit carried away with himself and it wouldnt happen again so thats it no harm done im not kicking a bloke up in the air just for being a prat.....like i say i quite admired the way he brought the combative stance he took on here into the real world ....some wont even from 50 yards away Maybe im just too nice Edited May 12, 2020 by gnasher16 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greb147 6,809 Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 (edited) 53 minutes ago, Astanley said: I think you let him off far too lightly mate ,if he was angry enough with you to drive a long way he should of taken his lumps and bumps like a man ,let's be honest ,if you had walked out the gym looking like mushy for example ,hed still be punching you now .fuk him ,man got a free breckie for being a s hit house . You're quite a volatile chap. Live and let live is the best policy. Edited May 12, 2020 by Greb147 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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