iworkwhippets 12,603 Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 what a lovely day eh, hope I find you all in good spirits, as for me seventy fekin six yesterday, so I like to keep missen as active as possible. dementia and all that. so as I scrape my body off the settee, I like to start my day with working on my mind, so I start with the times table, 1 and 1 is 2, 2 and 2 is 4, 4 and 4 is, erm, so the next phase is prime minister that's easy Maggie, eh how am I doin, what year is it, that's easy, im 76, im f****d if I can work that one out, sod it get the frying pan out albert, I fancy a boiled egg 1 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,176 Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 Happy birthday for yesterday Keith... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Wilkes 3,010 Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 Are you sure it were your birthday Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 21,968 Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 Nice to hear you are in good spirts Keith. Happy Birthday for yesterday. Cheers Arry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,358 Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 Happy birthday Keith - all the best Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,603 Posted May 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Mr Wilkes said: Are you sure it were your birthday got me thinking now, let me go check with matron 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gav 1,708 Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 (edited) Happy b'day yesterday, mine today and I'm not far behind you, Might even catch you up in a couple of years And before anyone says it "May the 4th be with you", I get it every year and its boring now Edited May 4, 2020 by Gav 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,603 Posted May 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Gav said: Happy b'day yesterday, mine today and I'm not far behind you, Might even catch you up in a couple of years And before anyone says it "May the 4th be with you", I get it every year and its boring now All the best matey 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Netmaker 909 Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Gav said: Happy b'day yesterday, mine today and I'm not far behind you, Might even catch you up in a couple of years And before anyone says it "May the 4th be with you", I get it every year and its boring now mine today aswell 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 45,558 Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 20 minutes ago, Netmaker said: mine today aswell Happy birthday and to Keith... My daughter is 9 going on 29 on Thursday Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,603 Posted May 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 1 minute ago, Daniel cain said: Happy birthday and to Keith... My daughter is 9 going on 29 on Thursday soon grow up don't they mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 45,558 Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 Just now, iworkwhippets said: soon grow up don't they mate Can't believe it myself... Few more yrs and they fly the nest Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gav 1,708 Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 3 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said: soon grow up don't they mate I've seven skids eldest 30 youngest 9, only two left at home now, eldest grandson is 8 I don't need a birthday every year to remind me how old I am, I've just to try and get out of bed in a morning 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 21,968 Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Gav said: Happy b'day yesterday, mine today and I'm not far behind you, Might even catch you up in a couple of years And before anyone says it "May the 4th be with you", I get it every year and its boring now 28 minutes ago, Netmaker said: mine today aswell Happy birthday you two have a good one. Cheers Arry 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,603 Posted May 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 31 minutes ago, Arry said: Happy birthday you two have a good one. Cheers Arry you two, ang about Arry, don't drive me further around the bend than I am, but including me, theres 3 of us Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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