Sorry but....

[Sausagedog 7,381]

.....this one just cracked me up

 

 

[shovel leaner 7,650]

4 minutes ago, Sausagedog said:

.....this one just cracked me up

 

 

Just a wild stab in the dark SD , but you’re not a fan are you .

[Baldcoot 2,352]

Thanks for the toilet paper, but it,l be weird wiping my butt on an a.s.o.e

[Sausagedog 7,381]

42 minutes ago, shovel leaner said:

Just a wild stab in the dark SD , but you’re not a fan are you .

Don't be daft, I love all British tits.

[Dervburner 2,549]

He was on tv the other day and he suggested that you should never let a heron go hungry if it visits your garden pond.” Let it feed on your fish, there’s always more fish for sale at the pet shop”. Any viewers normally taken in by his usual sh1te must have realised by that comment, that he’s actually fruitcake.

[BenBhoy 4,706]

20 minutes ago, Dervburner said:

He was on tv the other day and he suggested that you should never let a heron go hungry if it visits your garden pond.” Let it feed on your fish, there’s always more fish for sale at the pet shop”. Any viewers normally taken in by his usual sh1te must have realised by that comment, that he’s actually fruitcake.

Any time he comes on TV my missus quickly snatches remote & changes channel before I get chance to get revved up! 

[David.evans 5,323]

Yep 

and doing right Ben , bless her  saves you buying a new telly when the boot goes through it

[Sausagedog 7,381]

1 hour ago, Dervburner said:

He was on tv the other day and he suggested that you should never let a heron go hungry if it visits your garden pond.” Let it feed on your fish, there’s always more fish for sale at the pet shop”. Any viewers normally taken in by his usual sh1te must have realised by that comment, that he’s actually fruitcake.

So why is it ok for a heron to not be vegan and pond owners to restore with fish knowingly for their destruction but I'm an evil hunter that should be stopped?

Ever likely he has a brain issue....he's passing it on to me now!

[BenBhoy 4,706]

1 hour ago, David.evans said:

Yep 

and doing right Ben , bless her  saves you buying a new telly when the boot goes through it

Or my ticker goes pop!

[BenBhoy 4,706]

21 minutes ago, Sausagedog said:

So why is it ok for a heron to not be vegan and pond owners to restore with fish knowingly for their destruction but I'm an evil hunter that should be stopped?

Ever likely he has a brain issue....he's passing it on to me now!

The double standards is staggering. Last summer I had the misfortune of being at a wedding (already bad enough) the put on table with a vegan lefty captain planet couple. My missus pleaded under her breath and I was such a good boy until about my 6th pint.....!! 

Livestock farming & shooting (I even got onto my past life with dogs!) Countless times I likened my desire to hunt to feed my family with that of wild animal's. Eventually she blurted out "well you should know better"! She clearly doesn't know me! I laughed & joined queue for the hog roast. 

[terryd 8,504]

That guy is a prize plum but he has a big league of followers.  I bumped into one on a fb group for smallholders. She put a post about if any one finds fox cubs can they give her a call so they don't fall into the hands of cruel hunters for training there dogs. I couldn't help but say in a tidy way they need controlling etc. But the next thing apparently I am a bloody thirsty git with small testicles 
Got to be honest if I see a cub and I get the chance i get the dog on a lead. Got no urge to kill stuff for killings sake but you can't reason with these people. Things went down hill fast lol . Handing a cub to them fruit loops would be the cruellest thing you could do 

[BenBhoy 4,706]

5 minutes ago, terryd said:

Got to be honest if I see a cub and I get the chance i get the dog on a lead. Got no urge to kill stuff for killings sake

It don't stay an innocent cub forever though mate 

[Baldcoot 2,352]

Trouble is when "fluffykins" is released back into the wild he doesn't have clue 1 .

Then he ends up dead pdq but you're not allowed to say anything coz chlis said it's ok  so it must be true  .

 

[terryd 8,504]

18 minutes ago, BenBhoy said:

It don't stay an innocent cub forever though mate 

For sure and I have no issues doing whats needed if its required 

[ianm 2,594]

I watched a litter of four cat sized cubs hunt a field last year for ground nesting birds. The lapwings where very distressed as they ate their young and eggs. I ended up shooting all four and the vixen when she came looking for them. I killed the dog the night after.