kinkell 787 Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 9 minutes ago, kinkell said: My mate got one but he says it's got a sunken chest and a 10inch penis He's just phoned me it was inside out 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,091 Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 45 minutes ago, kinkell said: My mate got one but he says it's got a sunken chest and a 10inch penis Thats the pirates of the Caribbean doll. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,972 Posted May 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 5 hours ago, WILF said: Small people are sinister !......it’s an actual real fact of science ! To right they are look at this little fecker. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,205 Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, king said: To right they are look at this little fecker. My youngest is like that....feral little fecker he is..lol 2 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,972 Posted May 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 1 minute ago, TOMO said: My youngest is like that....feral little fecker he is..lol You could give him a hair cut ffs mate lol. Them rabbit fur boots look comfy as feck though 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,972 Posted May 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: I got 4 Time for you to get down the surgery to remove the firing pin mate. They used a soldering iron on my tubes.smelling your own burning flesh ain't good lol. And the old nurse was a perverted fecker 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,877 Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, king said: Time for you to get down the surgery to remove the firing pin mate. They used a soldering iron on my tubes.smelling your own burning flesh ain't good lol. And the old nurse was a perverted fecker I have 4 as well but f**k getting a knife anywhere near my my bollocks.......I got them to tie a knot in the old woman during the last c-section, we were there and you may as well get your moneys worth ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,877 Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 1 minute ago, W. Katchum said: Don’t be silly. Ain’t you read this darkie thread I’m gonna do my bit am make sure them pesky blacks don’t out breed us That’s the f***ing spirit mate !! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jetro 5,349 Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 1 minute ago, WILF said: I have 4 as well but f**k getting a knife anywhere near my my bollocks.......I got them to tie a knot in the old woman during the last c-section, we were there and you may as well get your moneys worth ! Did it years ago, best thing I ever did. Got more pain and discomfort for getting a tooth pulled. Plus I could watch it on a big screen. Atb j 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,877 Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 Just now, jetro said: Did it years ago, best thing I ever did. Got more pain and discomfort for getting a tooth pulled. Plus I could watch it on a big screen. Atb j A few of pals have mate but I’m afraid I just can’t have anyone waving a knife round my tooks!...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,568 Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Ye can also have a wee chink bird stamp all over your balls with high heels on of it floats your boat, some a you weird folk out there Where can you have this done ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jetro 5,349 Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 1 minute ago, WILF said: A few of pals have mate but I’m afraid I just can’t have anyone waving a knife round my tooks!...... You wouldn't feel a thing, like I said, got more pain for a tooth ache. Quick op, 30mins I think it was and out the door Atb j 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,972 Posted May 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 6 minutes ago, WILF said: I have 4 as well but f**k getting a knife anywhere near my my bollocks.......I got them to tie a knot in the old woman during the last c-section, we were there and you may as well get your moneys worth ! It's was weird mate. The wife was sterilized after the 3rd lad. 1yr later she went to the doctor and said im pregnant.can't be he said the nurse took pee sample and dipped it. She was pregnant again It was an etopic pregnancy twins growing outside the tube. She lost them.they injected some purple dye into here and scanned her.the tubes were growing back. Gyno said in 40yrs doing this job ive never seen or heard of it. This will go in the medical books he said.so the wife is super fertile. So had to make the decision and get the firing pin removed mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,787 Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 2 hours ago, RossM said: What on earth is wrong with that? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,091 Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 Ive had the firing pin lasered at private hospital.wish i never did,get pain down that region regular.fukin not good. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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