king 11,984 Posted May 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 6 minutes ago, waltjnr said: Gnash for PM ,Wilf No2 ! GB would be a very different place. In a good way... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,175 Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 I like to stick to my own,but its the uk women,im mean come on fellas,pure white anemic red spots hairy skin,bingo wings,big droopy arses,look 60 when thier infact 40.control freaks,moody,miserable ,mostly unfaithfull,big shit stained ring holes.first kid thier tits are bieng tucked into thier jeans. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackmag 6,138 Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, Qbgrey said: I like to stick to my own,but its the uk women,im mean come on fellas,pure white anemic red spots hairy skin,bingo wings,big droopy arses,look 60 when thier infact 40.control freaks,moody,miserable ,mostly unfaithfull,big shit stained ring holes.first kid thier tits are bieng tucked into thier jeans. You been cheated on qbgrey you seem a thad upset there 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,175 Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, Blackmag said: You been cheated on qbgrey you seem a thad upset there does sound like does,nt it.but alas no i havent been.just an observation. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackmag 6,138 Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, Qbgrey said: does sound like does,nt it.but alas no i havent been.just an observation. I thought I would ask because were all here to share your pain seriously I get the moody part especially with lock down Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 7,317 Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 13 minutes ago, Rusty_terrier said: Maybe they come on later and like your post mate you never know That would be so nice ,I'd go to sleep content ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,984 Posted May 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 20 minutes ago, Qbgrey said: I like to stick to my own,but its the uk women,im mean come on fellas,pure white anemic red spots hairy skin,bingo wings,big droopy arses,look 60 when thier infact 40.control freaks,moody,miserable ,mostly unfaithfull,big shit stained ring holes.first kid thier tits are bieng tucked into thier jeans. They ain't all like that mate But I am curious. How do you manage to ask all these women. Can I have a look at your big shit stained ring hole. 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,837 Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 19 minutes ago, Qbgrey said: I like to stick to my own,but its the uk women,im mean come on fellas,pure white anemic red spots hairy skin,bingo wings,big droopy arses,look 60 when thier infact 40.control freaks,moody,miserable ,mostly unfaithfull,big shit stained ring holes.first kid thier tits are bieng tucked into thier jeans. do you mind matey, im chomping on a dirty big kebab here 1 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,175 Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, king said: They ain't all like that mate few good uns about,but they do like to wear the trousers.all mouth at home,but when in the pub they all giggely and fun loving.behind closed doors they turn into ole bats Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,964 Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 Lolololol I’m laughing my head off here at the above posts hahahaha 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,984 Posted May 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, Qbgrey said: few good uns about,but they do like to wear the trousers.all mouth at home,but when in the pub they all giggely and fun loving.behind closed doors they turn into ole bats That sounds exactly like Dianne abbot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,175 Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 You know the ones,your mates come round for bbq,beers etc,your mrs puts on the flamboyant,happy go lucky,chirrpy,fun loving,waitress attitude,type.but when they go home they turn back unti the devil. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,984 Posted May 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Qbgrey said: You know the ones,your mates come round for bbq,beers etc,your mrs puts on the flamboyant,happy go lucky,chirrpy,fun loving,waitress attitude,type.but when they go home they turn back unti the devil. And that is the reason that you are given a knob and she has a big shit stained ring.. Get them back doors smashed in. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackmag 6,138 Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Qbgrey said: You know the ones,your mates come round for bbq,beers etc,your mrs puts on the flamboyant,happy go lucky,chirrpy,fun loving,waitress attitude,type.but when they go home they turn back unti the devil. Oh dear if I was you buddy I would nip to the chemist and get some man up pills there next to the viagra Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,175 Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, king said: 5 minutes ago, Blackmag said: Oh dear if I was you buddy I would nip to the chemist and get some man up pills there next to the viagra If i had a uk bird,id defo need viagra,how can,any man get excited over a big ole hairy monster truck. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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