THE STIFFMEISTER 16,614 Posted April 24, 2020 Report Share Posted April 24, 2020 49 minutes ago, Meece said: Do you mean vics vapour rub.? If so Why did your nan do this.? Didn't she like you.? Was she trying to kill you.? I doubt it , I’m sure she just did it to improve the delivery speed , who knows ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,843 Posted April 24, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2020 12 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: I doubt it , I’m sure she just did it to improve the delivery speed , who knows ? blimey did she apply it to her chuff then............its a wonder with the speed of delivery you didnt bang your head against the wall... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,614 Posted April 24, 2020 Report Share Posted April 24, 2020 First banter was better Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,843 Posted April 24, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2020 8 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: First banter was better lot of truth in what i say...............my old man many many years ago....used to have the old farmer giles ....and one day got the Preparation H mixed up with a tube of wintergreen............he was on the move for at least an hour and his eyes were watering and nearly bit thro the stem of his pipe............. he only did that once.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,614 Posted April 24, 2020 Report Share Posted April 24, 2020 I did a similar thing when I liberally applied tiger balm to my feet in a pair of non gortex boots hot feet wasn’t the word . When I got them off they looked like they’d been in a microwave Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,843 Posted April 24, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: I did a similar thing when I liberally applied tiger balm to my feet in a pair of non gortex boots hot feet wasn’t the word . When I got them off they looked like they’d been in a microwave Oohhhh Tiger balm is evil stuff in the wrong hands... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted April 25, 2020 Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 11 hours ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: I did a similar thing when I liberally applied tiger balm to my feet in a pair of non gortex boots hot feet wasn’t the word . When I got them off they looked like they’d been in a microwave There used to be a real nutter lived in my town when I was growing up. In and out of prison for violence. He used to rub tiger balm into his forehead all day long. I still remember the "words of advice" he once gave me. "Doesn't matter how hard you are....." (rubs a fingerful of tiger balm into his forehead)..... "One day you'll meet someone who doesn't give a f**k...." (more tiger balm)...... "and then you're in trouble." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 23,704 Posted April 25, 2020 Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 Trump now says he was being sarcastic about injecting disinfectant. The supper drug Choloroquine he was pushing is now said to cause more deaths if use on a patients than if not. Oh we still have his idea about using light and putting it inside people. He's a f***ing nutter. Cheers Arry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,614 Posted April 25, 2020 Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 15 minutes ago, walshie said: There used to be a real nutter lived in my town when I was growing up. In and out of prison for violence. He used to rub tiger balm into his forehead all day long. I still remember the "words of advice" he once gave me. "Doesn't matter how hard you are....." (rubs a fingerful of tiger balm into his forehead)..... "One day you'll meet someone who doesn't give a f**k...." (more tiger balm)...... "and then you're in trouble." I’m genuinely tempted to rub some in and see what happens now 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,843 Posted April 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 11 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: I’m genuinely tempted to rub some in and see what happens now go on................and let us know............all in the quest for science you understand......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 3,174 Posted April 25, 2020 Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 i think trump could be onto something here . i took the 3 foot uv lamp out of my fish tank this morning and rammed it up my arris for an hour , ive taken it out now , and i feel absolutely great 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,843 Posted April 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 16 minutes ago, mel b said: i think trump could be onto something here . i took the 3 foot uv lamp out of my fish tank this morning and rammed it up my arris for an hour , ive taken it out now , and i feel absolutely great mel ...............you are a stalwart.......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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