forest of dean redneck 11,679 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 6 minutes ago, jetro said: Some chewing on that, must have been a while at it. Atb j Bet mushrooms wishing it was a electric cable 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,176 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 30 minutes ago, jetro said: Some chewing on that, must have been a while at it. Atb j You don't know this cat! The amount of destruction she can cause in less than a minute, is quite something Bitch had my sofa in pieces in less than 5mins! I took the bins down, came back upstairs and she'd torn the bottom out of it and it was spread around the flat in pieces 23 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said: Bet mushrooms wishing it was a electric cable I wish I'd thrown the cnut out of the window. Tbf though, she has been very quiet and sat on her bed looking traumatised since yesterday 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jetro 5,349 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 I admire your patience and tolerance, not to have it throttled by now LOL , any other man would have. Atb j 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,344 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 12 minutes ago, jetro said: I admire your patience and tolerance, not to have it throttled by now LOL , any other man would have. Atb j I’m afraid if that was me that cat would have departed this vale of tears yesterday ! Lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,176 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 21 minutes ago, WILF said: I’m afraid if that was me that cat would have departed this vale of tears yesterday ! Lol Tbf she has pushed me to fix up the bathroom Bidet is gone (thank fuuck) and I have more room in the bathroom... thinking about moving everything around and renovating it.... fuucking cat giving me jobs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,176 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 36 minutes ago, jetro said: I admire your patience and tolerance, not to have it throttled by now LOL , any other man would have. Atb j I did throttle it to be fair I lost my shit, pissed wet through with boiling water, water throughout the gaff... no way was I not flipping out I swear I had the cat by the scruff and she was all tense but not fighting and I walked towards the window, ranting and raving.... it was then I remembered the Mrs was watching I would also regret killing something afterwards for just being a dickhead and playing silly bollocks, plus I'm locked down with the lady and would never hear the end of it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jetro 5,349 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 5 minutes ago, mushroom said: I did throttle it to be fair I lost my shit, pissed wet through with boiling water, water throughout the gaff... no way was I not flipping out I swear I had the cat by the scruff and she was all tense but not fighting and I walked towards the window, ranting and raving.... it was then I remembered the Mrs was watching I would also regret killing something afterwards for just being a dickhead and playing silly bollocks, plus I'm locked down with the lady and would never hear the end of it It's easy to loose it in a situation like that. If it was a person, (and yes there is people out there who this kind of thing for some reason) you would, and rightly so, flake the tar out of them, but an animal, they don't know any better, and you would regret it weather someone was there or not. Well I would anyway. Every cloud has a silver lining, just think of the remodelling lol. Atb j 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,176 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 6 minutes ago, jetro said: It's easy to loose it in a situation like that. If it was a person, (and yes there is people out there who this kind of thing for some reason) you would, and rightly so, flake the tar out of them, but an animal, they don't know any better, and you would regret it weather someone was there or not. Well I would anyway. Every cloud has a silver lining, just think of the remodelling lol. Atb j Very true mate.... Dickhead is still here and I've thought about back filling the cnut on a daily basis, for the last 6 years 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,220 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 Talk about having your life ruled by pussy .....theres me thinking you was the love em and leave em type as well ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,176 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, gnasher16 said: Talk about having your life ruled by pussy .....theres me thinking you was the love em and leave em type as well ! Only the two legged variety This four legged one has my eldest backing her up.... not taking that battle on, no danger Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jetro 5,349 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 Since your own cat is not up plumbing, get a fella like this, at least he will feed you, and retrives and soft mouthed. Atb j 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,176 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 2 hours ago, jetro said: Since your own cat is not up plumbing, get a fella like this, at least he will feed you, and retrives and soft mouthed. Atb j Wtf have you just poisoned my night with? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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