forest of dean redneck 11,819 Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 On 20/04/2020 at 09:15, downsouth said: I bet theres some meltdowns happening with lads not being able to sit on here all day.Bet they dont know what to do with themselves. Expand Yeah me stuck at home, no girlfriend she's 16 mile away , kids are 120 mile away, bored shitless Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,863 Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 On 20/04/2020 at 12:48, forest of dean redneck said: Yeah me stuck at home, no girlfriend she's 16 mile away , kids are 120 mile away, bored shitless Expand X hamster? Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,819 Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 On 20/04/2020 at 12:57, dytkos said: X hamster? Cheers, D. Expand Already got blister on my toe from walking don't need one on my hand as well, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trigger2 3,171 Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 On 20/04/2020 at 12:57, dytkos said: X hamster? Cheers, D. Expand It’s boring now, I’ve seen it all Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,438 Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 (edited) On 20/04/2020 at 10:02, gnasher16 said: I was beginning to think the old gaff had packed up.....thought i was going to have to start buying a newspaper ! Expand Not sure if you're aware mucker but..... you can get the newspaper online these days On 20/04/2020 at 12:59, forest of dean redneck said: Already got blister on my toe from walking don't need one on my hand as well, Expand Obviously never lubed your hand up first I'll bet you rush in dry, don't ya? Edited April 20, 2020 by mushroom 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLATTOP 4,639 Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 On 12 hour shifts all weekend waiting for incidents to happen that never did continuously pushing the try again button, devastated doesn’t even nearly capture the loss I was feeling I missed my imaginary friends lol.... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,819 Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 On 20/04/2020 at 14:01, mushroom said: Not sure if you're aware mucker but..... you can get the newspaper online these days Obviously never lubed your hand up first I'll bet you rush in dry, don't ya? Expand Never had to use lube before and don't sit around wanking all the time either Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,438 Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 On 20/04/2020 at 14:08, forest of dean redneck said: Never had to use lube before and don't sit around wanking all the time either Expand Fuuck off... I bet your couch is pregnant after lockdown ya randy sod And try the lube My mate said its awesome 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,819 Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 On 20/04/2020 at 14:12, mushroom said: Fuuck off... I bet your couch is pregnant after lockdown ya randy sod And try the lube My mate said its awesome Expand Nope just sit here listening to Jeremy vine in the morning and TV in afternoon with odd walk inbetween Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,438 Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 On 20/04/2020 at 14:15, forest of dean redneck said: Nope just sit here listening to Jeremy vine in the morning and TV in afternoon with odd walk inbetween Expand I got lucky lol, lockdown with the new Mrs, young love an all that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,819 Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 On 20/04/2020 at 14:19, mushroom said: I got lucky lol, lockdown with the new Mrs, young love an all that Expand I done the dutiful son an stayed at parents, dad's still struggling after shattering his knee in 5 places in January, My self obsessed older sister hasn't even bothered phoning up to see how they are. She reckons as she's NHS admin she has to self isolate work from home an too busy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,967 Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 On 20/04/2020 at 14:15, forest of dean redneck said: Nope just sit here listening to Jeremy vine in the morning and TV in afternoon with odd walk inbetween Expand Jeremy vine??????? Ffs, I’d rather listen to Vanessa felts diarrhoea farts than that absolute bell end 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,819 Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 On 20/04/2020 at 16:29, Lenmcharristar said: Jeremy vine??????? Ffs, I’d rather listen to Vanessa felts diarrhoea farts than that absolute bell end Expand Yeah I find it interesting some of the numpties that phone in and way he cuts them off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,967 Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 On 20/04/2020 at 16:32, forest of dean redneck said: Yeah I find it interesting some of the numpties that phone in and way he cuts them off Expand He’s a self righteous vvanker and a typical bbc lefty waste of breath, did ya hear the one where he interviewed that vegan Richard head???? Then he ate ham sandwiches in front of it?? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,819 Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 On 20/04/2020 at 16:36, Lenmcharristar said: He’s a self righteous vvanker and a typical bbc lefty waste of breath, did ya hear the one where he interviewed that vegan Richard head???? Then he ate ham sandwiches in front of it?? Expand No I missed that one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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