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[forest of dean redneck 11,525]

3 hours ago, downsouth said:

I bet theres some meltdowns happening with lads not being able to sit on here all day.Bet they dont know what to do with themselves.

Yeah me stuck at home, no girlfriend she's 16 mile away , kids are 120 mile away, bored shitless

[dytkos 17,783]

8 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said:

Yeah me stuck at home, no girlfriend she's 16 mile away , kids are 120 mile away, bored shitless

X hamster?

Cheers, D.

[forest of dean redneck 11,525]

1 minute ago, dytkos said:

X hamster?

Cheers, D.

Already got blister on my toe from walking don't need one on my hand as well,

[trigger2 3,129]

52 minutes ago, dytkos said:

X hamster?

Cheers, D.

It’s boring now,  I’ve seen it all

[mushroom 12,827]

3 hours ago, gnasher16 said:

I was beginning to think the old gaff had packed up.....thought i was going to have to start buying a newspaper !

Not sure if you're aware mucker but..... you can get the newspaper online these days

1 hour ago, forest of dean redneck said:

Already got blister on my toe from walking don't need one on my hand as well,

Obviously never lubed your hand up first  I'll bet you rush in dry, don't ya?

Edited April 20, 2020 by mushroom

[FLATTOP 4,329]

On 12 hour shifts all weekend waiting for incidents to happen that never did continuously pushing the try again button, devastated doesn’t even nearly capture the loss I was feeling I missed my imaginary friends lol....

[forest of dean redneck 11,525]

6 minutes ago, mushroom said:

Not sure if you're aware mucker but..... you can get the newspaper online these days

Obviously never lubed your hand up first  I'll bet you rush in dry, don't ya?

Never had to use lube before and don't sit around wanking all the time either

[mushroom 12,827]

2 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said:

Never had to use lube before and don't sit around wanking all the time either

Fuuck off... I bet your couch is pregnant after lockdown ya randy sod

And try the lube My mate said its awesome

[forest of dean redneck 11,525]

1 minute ago, mushroom said:

Fuuck off... I bet your couch is pregnant after lockdown ya randy sod

And try the lube My mate said its awesome

Nope just sit here listening to Jeremy vine in the morning and TV in afternoon with odd walk inbetween

[mushroom 12,827]

1 minute ago, forest of dean redneck said:

Nope just sit here listening to Jeremy vine in the morning and TV in afternoon with odd walk inbetween

I got lucky lol, lockdown with the new Mrs, young love an all that

[forest of dean redneck 11,525]

4 minutes ago, mushroom said:

I got lucky lol, lockdown with the new Mrs, young love an all that

  I done the dutiful son an stayed at parents, dad's still struggling after shattering his knee in 5 places in January, 

My self obsessed older sister hasn't even bothered phoning up to see how they are. She reckons as she's NHS admin she has to self isolate work from home an too busy

[Lenmcharristar 9,721]

2 hours ago, forest of dean redneck said:

Nope just sit here listening to Jeremy vine in the morning and TV in afternoon with odd walk inbetween

Jeremy vine??????? Ffs, I’d rather listen to Vanessa felts diarrhoea farts than that absolute bell end

[forest of dean redneck 11,525]

2 minutes ago, Lenmcharristar said:

Jeremy vine??????? Ffs, I’d rather listen to Vanessa felts diarrhoea farts than that absolute bell end

Yeah I find it interesting some of the numpties that phone in and way he cuts them off

[Lenmcharristar 9,721]

2 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said:

Yeah I find it interesting some of the numpties that phone in and way he cuts them off

He’s a self righteous vvanker and a typical bbc lefty waste of breath, did ya hear the one where he interviewed that vegan Richard head???? Then he ate ham sandwiches in front of it?? 

[forest of dean redneck 11,525]

28 minutes ago, Lenmcharristar said:

He’s a self righteous vvanker and a typical bbc lefty waste of breath, did ya hear the one where he interviewed that vegan Richard head???? Then he ate ham sandwiches in front of it?? 

No I missed that one.