dytkos 17,784 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 Poor cans, all screaming! Cheers, D. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,894 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 4 hours ago, Nicepix said: After 16 written Attestations to cover the dog walks since the lock down and 7 Attestations to cover my working days, with over 1,000 miles travelled and not a sniff of being checked I finally got waved into a lay-by to be interrogated by the Gendarmerie. The older male was busy talking to a cyclist who I took to be his friend from the way the conversation was going and the very young female Gendarme just asked me if I was working? I said yes and took the paperwork down from the high shelf in the Berlingo to show her the written Attestation dated and timed with an itinerary of my route, details of my professional registration and a letter from the Department of Works authorising my activity to continue working. She wasn't in the slightest bit interested and just waved me on. I could have been Co-Co the Clown on route to a kiddie's party for all she knew. Still, better than a €2,000 fine Only 2k? They're handing out 600-10k fines here n Spain, depending the circumstances. 2 hours ago, dytkos said: Tonight's lockdown entertainment, got 4 of each Cheers, D. We've hit the rum and coke tonight (well she has ) I'm having a wee chaser session, with a nice hash cigarette Wouldn't mind an old Spec right now though, or a bottle of dog 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackmag 6,065 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 Get enough rum down her neck mush and you might have a wee chaser session with her round the bedroom 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,784 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, mushroom said: Only 2k? They're handing out 600-10k fines here n Spain, depending the circumstances. We've hit the rum and coke tonight (well she has ) I'm having a wee chaser session, with a nice hash cigarette Wouldn't mind an old Spec right now though, or a bottle of dog All £4 for 4 at 500ml at Asda Cheers, D. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,589 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Meece 1,957 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 42 minutes ago, jetro said: Some way to pass the lock down lol Atb j How artistic . They look like a choir of lost souls. You should put it on eBay. Some of those arty things fetch fortunes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jetro 5,349 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, Meece said: How artistic . They look like a choir of lost souls. You should put it on eBay. Some of those arty things fetch fortunes. Wasn't me LOL. Atb j 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,559 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 8 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said: Probably a stupid question mate does it taste like bells? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,589 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 Just now, keepdiggin said: Probably a stupid question mate does it taste like bells? Dunno what bells taste like? Tbh I got a miniature of this at Christmas an it was that smooth I had to get big bottle tesco was cheapest when I looked. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,894 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 (edited) 45 minutes ago, Blackmag said: Get enough rum down her neck mush and you might have a wee chaser session with her round the bedroom No need for the rum mate, she chases me... no shit! 43 minutes ago, dytkos said: All £4 for 4 at 500ml at Asda Cheers, D. If only ASDA was closer Edited April 1, 2020 by mushroom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,559 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 @mushrooom what does the whisky taste like then? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,972 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 A few homemade doughnuts are helping in this lockdown. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,972 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 Just now, Rusty_terrier said: How you make them they look good The wife made 2 plates full earlier that's all thats left mate lol. She's flat out on the bleach in the bathroom now I will ask her when she comes back down 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,894 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 hour ago, keepdiggin said: @mushrooom what does the whisky taste like then? Come again? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,972 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 Here you go mate. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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