Ken's Deputy 4,459 Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 Absolute fukking Quality! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,459 Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 22 hours ago, Ken's Deputy said: " Olympus Has Fallen ". Prime. Okay, if you can handle being spoon fed 'God Bless 'Merica, and our noble President!!!', mercilessly, for two hours or so? Next, I intend to look at " London Has Fallen ". Sequel to this shit, apparently. Historical piece, I guess? Oh, jesus fukking christ!!! NO!!! It's just an absolute fukking remake of the first one. Just set in London. Same presidential body guard saving the same presidents arse. While saving us inept Brits arses too - Again. (You know; Like they did both wars? Check out Americas record in wars. I did. No wonder they're so fukking butt hurt sensitive! ) Naah. Fukk that shit. Turned it off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted December 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 7 hours ago, Ken's Deputy said: I'm having this, tonight! Bacon, egg 'n chips for dinner. Then " The Gentlemen "! Just re watching it now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,459 Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 Subject for another thread, Ted. So, fukk it, yeah; I'll go open it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,079 Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 Who cares what everyone’s watching everyone just wants to know if keep digging has collected them f***ing fox tails! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Flacko 1,741 Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 The Revenant like them types & Viking films any suggestions atb Flacko 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Flacko said: The Revenant like them types & Viking films any suggestions atb Flacko I nominate the Revenant for the least realistic bear attack in a film. It looked like Bungle savaging Geoffrey. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 15,666 Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 2 hours ago, walshie said: I nominate the Revenant for the least realistic bear attack in a film. It looked like Bungle savaging Geoffrey. 4 hours ago, Flacko said: The Revenant like them types & Viking films any suggestions atb Flacko may I suggest the fantastically unintentionally hilarious “grizzly man” gus van sant documentary . you spend the first twenty mins aghast at the idiocy of people then get treated to audio of him being destroyed by a grizzly , and rightly so the f***ing clown. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,459 Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 4 hours ago, Flacko said: Viking films any suggestions atb Flacko The Last Kingdom. Four seasons of about ten, fifty minute episodes. Plenty to get your teeth into. And, despite the dodgy accent, actually quite enjoyable. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,459 Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 21 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: get treated to audio of him being destroyed by a grizzly , and rightly so the f***ing clown. To quote the inimitable R. Dean Taylor? " If a man ever needed killing, he did. " 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Flacko 1,741 Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 Cheers lads I think 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted December 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 Drinking champagne watching quantum of solace can’t get any better than this 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted December 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 More beer and a proper smoke with Green Zone while wifey watches call the fckn midwife 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,459 Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 " Killer Elite ". Prime. I knew it had all the vibes of being a right fukking donkey. But, when the majority of the subtitles read: " Interposing voices ". " Crinkling and crackling ". " Engine revving ". And " Breaking hard ". It wasn't until the exercise in mediocrity ended that I realised: Nothing Fukking Happened!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted December 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 15 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: " Killer Elite ". Prime. I knew it had all the vibes of being a right fukking donkey. But, when the majority of the subtitles read: " Interposing voices ". " Crinkling and crackling ". " Engine revving ". And " Breaking hard ". It wasn't until the exercise in mediocrity ended that I realised: Nothing Fukking Happened!!! Should of smoked a bifter then it would of been the best film ever 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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