shaaark 10,857 Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 34 minutes ago, Rusty_terrier said: I was at the doctors the other day. On the phone before you got an appointment they ask any cough sniffles fever etc dont come in we are tryin to minimise risk. None ok heres ur time head in. Get there in a tiny waiting room surrounded by ignorant old b*****ds who have lied and ignored the advice sitting coughing sneezing etc without covering their face. Should've chinned a couple of the dozy old fuckers mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 45,642 Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 24 minutes ago, king said: I'm a big fan of wearing 3 socks while out with the dogs. Many a sock has been sacrificed for the holy log mate But dockleaves or a clump of brown dry grass is good lol. That's why my shirts have no pockets and got 2 draws full of odd socks 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,272 Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 28 minutes ago, king said: I'm a big fan of wearing 3 socks while out with the dogs. Many a sock has been sacrificed for the holy log mate But dockleaves or a clump of brown dry grass is good lol. stagnum moss is very kind to the the old sphincter..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 45,642 Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 Went to the garage this morning for fuel before fishing and young girl serving got rubber marigolds onmade me laugh... Silly bitch would of took it bareback no problem if I'd asked if she wanted abit.... More worried about catching a cold it would seempriorities all wrong 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,857 Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 minute ago, TOMO said: stagnum moss is very kind to the the old sphincter..... You mean sphnagum moss, tomo. Yep, it's pretty good, but I found unless you had a really good handful of the stuff, one's fingers would go through it a tad easily Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,272 Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 11 minutes ago, shaaark said: You mean sphnagum moss, tomo. Yep, it's pretty good, but I found unless you had a really good handful of the stuff, one's fingers would go through it a tad easily lol.....clever c**t.....you spelt it wrong as well......I just checked its ....sphagnum.....lol..... allways grab a big handful mate......but on the Brightside if your finger does make contact.....you can always wipe it under your mates nose and ask him if your finger smells..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,972 Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 24 minutes ago, TOMO said: stagnum moss is very kind to the the old sphincter..... That's a posh country shit mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,857 Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 39 minutes ago, TOMO said: lol.....clever c**t.....you spelt it wrong as well......I just checked its ....sphagnum.....lol..... allways grab a big handful mate......but on the Brightside if your finger does make contact.....you can always wipe it under your mates nose and ask him if your finger smells..... Lol yep, rushing lol. Did you not read my earlier post mate? I have no friends 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,212 Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 3 hours ago, riohog said: perhaps folk are living beyond there means , im sure they are , whos fault is that? I dont think they are mate, round my old area I know for a fact most people use credit just to make ends meet and I think that’s true for more households that we would all care to think. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Squirrel_Basher 17,100 Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 I’d say that’s shite mate .Not many people these days rely on credit cards to make ends meet .Despite all the crap we read I’d say Britain is in a good position right now .Our work is booming ,too much really and enquiries coming in all the time . Talk like that is what triggers recession and nobody wants that surely . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,212 Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 18 minutes ago, foxdropper said: I’d say that’s shite mate .Not many people these days rely on credit cards to make ends meet .Despite all the crap we read I’d say Britain is in a good position right now .Our work is booming ,too much really and enquiries coming in all the time . Talk like that is what triggers recession and nobody wants that surely . Maybe mate, one things for sure....we are going to find out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,972 Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, Rusty_terrier said: Our works been decent said folk will get full pay and it won't effect their sick record if the place goes into lockdown. That's why I cant understand the folk at my work who dont want to go off. They might be arse lickers mate. I've come across loads of them in my time work related. I remember 1 when I was working on the wimslow bypass. He would spend every break time parked opposite the offices. Using polish and a rag to clean the dump truck bonnet all the front end etc. When it came to the job winding down he was the first to go Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 Quite a shut down here now. Bars & restaurants etc any classes, kids stuff & gatherings it seems....... Be interesting to see how effective this is compared to other approaches. I’m not entirely convinced myself because a real shut down is just not sustainable long term..... .....looks like we’ve got to go to Holland for lunch out tomorrow! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Meece 1,958 Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, king said: They might be arse lickers mate. I've come across loads of them in my time work related. I remember 1 when I was working on the wimslow bypass. He would spend every break time parked opposite the offices. Using polish and a rag to clean the dump truck bonnet all the front end etc. When it came to the job winding down he was the first to go I saw a little ditty on a wall......." if you work hard and do your best, you'll get the sack like all the rest BUT if you lazy and f**k about you're sure to see the job right out. ". There were many verses and were all very apt. I thought that whoever had thought it up and taken the time to write It on the wall could have done something worthwhile. Because It is almost a call for public approval. A bit like the shallow ones on Instagram or facebook. Edit...... I found this fuller version but the one I remember had a lot more expletives And more verses...... If you work and do your best You'll get the sack like all the rest, But if you laze and bugger about You'll live to see the job right out, The work is hard, the pay is small So take your time and sod 'em all, Cause when your dead you'll be forgot So don't try and do the bloody lot, Or on your tomestone neatly lacquered These three words 'Just Bleeding Knackered' Edited March 14, 2020 by Meece 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hambone 950 Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 3 hours ago, TOMO said: stagnum moss is very kind to the the old sphincter..... Tufts of wool are good unless theres a thorn caught up in the middle 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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