DIDO.1 22,707 Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 Does even the fckin joke page have to descend in to attacks on Boris Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,763 Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 Quote (Reuters) - British pub operators have asked for social distancing rules to be halved from two metres to one in talks with government on reopening, worried that many will have to close permanently otherwise, the Financial Times reported on Monday. Yeah yeah, no worries, we'll just have a word with the virus and see if this is possible. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,539 Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 close the bloody lot of em, and see a sharp drop in hospital admissions. heart attacks, strokes, debauchery, violence 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,539 Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 Im being serious as well matey, its a fekin joke this lockdown job, all yesterday afternoon, gangs of em at the front popped up to fek , they just don't give a monkies, social distancing, my back passage, wont be long afore we are all on severe lock down through pig ignorarance, no cop patrol or out like that here, must be my age or summat, but its a bloody joke, deaths still on the increase, I give up 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,539 Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 more symptons of the virus now, a cough, fever, loss of smell, you are required to isolate. im off to the docs immediately, ive got ingrowing toenais Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 On 15/05/2020 at 16:43, W. Katchum said: Anybody had one these? Had one today for me 6 year ole lad, randomly chosen You've gotta watch that Bill Gates, Katch... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 On 17/05/2020 at 17:32, Francie said: BBC are reporting, that Burundi an Madagascar, an a couple of other African countries have expelled w. H. O officials from there countries. I had the same ticker message when I unlocked the Paranoia symptom on Plague Inc. 19 hours ago, Francie said: The who caught trying to give 20million bribe to Madagascar leader https://dailypost.ng/2020/05/17/madagascar-cure-we-have-been-offered-20m-to-poison-covid-organic-president-rajoelina-video/ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,763 Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 (edited) Talking about 'excess deaths' this is an interesting analysis by The Economist. https://www.economist.com/graphic-detail/2020/04/16/tracking-covid-19-excess-deaths-across-countries Edited May 19, 2020 by Born Hunter 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 8 minutes ago, Born Hunter said: Talking about 'excess deaths' this is an interesting analysis by The Economist. What have Austria done differently? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,763 Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, ChrisJones said: What have Austria done differently? Just reading now. At a guess I'd say it was because they went on a UK style lockdown just four days after their first death. Quote On 12 March 2020, Austria confirmed the first death of COVID-19, a 69-year-old man from Vienna died in Vienna's Kaiser-Franz-Josef Hospital. By 13 March 2020, there were 422 confirmed cases. Potential COVID-19 infected persons should under no circumstances go to a doctor or to an outpatient clinic to reduce the risk of infection. They were asked to call the Healthcare number 1450 instead. On 15 March, there were about 70 times as many calls as on other Sundays before the pandemic. On 15 March, a ban was also announced for public gatherings of more than five people, and restaurants were ordered to close beginning on 17 March. In addition, Günther Platter, the governor of Tyrol, announced a one-week lockdown for the whole province. Residents in Tyrol were required to remain in their homes except for necessary reasons such as purchasing food or medicine, visiting the doctor, withdrawing cash, or walking a dog. As of 16 March, nationwide, homes may only be left for one of the following reasons: necessary professional activities necessary purchases (groceries or medication) assisting other people activities outside, alone or in the company of people living in the same household https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COVID-19_pandemic_in_Austria Not sure about other factors, like how well prepared their health care system was, testing ability, social factors etc. They're a much less dense population too which I'd speculate is what has kept Sweden out the headlines. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,904 Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 4 minutes ago, Born Hunter said: Just reading now. At a guess I'd say it was because they went on a UK style lockdown just four days after their first death. Not sure about other factors, like how well prepared their health care system was, testing ability, social factors etc. They're a much less dense population too which I'd speculate is what has kept Sweden out the headlines. I was in Berlin a couple of years ago with my Austrian ex. She got ill and we ended up in charity hospital. They suspected she had sepsis, so she was tested and had results within 30mins. Austria and Germany are pretty famous for having top notch testing facilities in all of their hospitals apparently. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kinkell 787 Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 3 hours ago, Born Hunter said: Just reading now. At a guess I'd say it was because they went on a UK style lockdown just four days after their first death. Not sure about other factors, like how well prepared their health care system was, testing ability, social factors etc. They're a much less dense population too which I'd speculate is what has kept Sweden out the headlines. Watched RT news tonight said the residents in old folks home with symptoms weren't allowed to go to hospital Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,707 Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 My brother came off a shift the other day on the icu ward and they only had 3 people in and 1 of them was staff. He said they are getting corvid cases in but not with respiratory problems, they are now coming in with other issues especially stomach complaints yet testing positive for corvid. He's opionin is it will suddenly disappear before the end of the summer. He said not to repeat that though cos he will look like a nob if he's wrong. So remember if it doesn't disappear then he's a complete nob 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 https://swprs.org/a-swiss-doctor-on-covid-19/ 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,904 Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 Small things matter! This morning I'm having a cheeky coffee at the local bar/cafe. They're open for take away but to be fair most of the lads are here supping All are keeping away from each other, it's actually quite a funny sight. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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