micky 3,325 Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 Dos any one no what Mr Kellog was trying to achieve when he created Cornflakes ??????????????????? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bobtheferret 1,248 Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 Something about anti masturbation product wasn’t it??? Or have I completely lost the plot? 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
micky 3,325 Posted January 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 18 minutes ago, Bobtheferret said: Something about anti masturbation product wasn’t it??? Or have I completely lost the plot? Spot on Mate I have eaten them all my life and they get you in the end . 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 24 minutes ago, Bobtheferret said: Something about anti masturbation product wasn’t it??? Or have I completely lost the plot? Apparently the crispy flakes were designed to be placed under a mattress to snap crackle and pop when you were cranking it. The puritans would then check for hairy palms to see if you needed to be burned as a witch. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 28,510 Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 1 hour ago, micky said: Dos any one no what Mr Kellog was trying to achieve when he created Cornflakes ??????????????????? Breakfast would have been my guess 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
micky 3,325 Posted January 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Greyman said: Breakfast would have been my guess No John Harvey Kellogg invented Kelloggs in 1870 the aim being discouraging Masturbation because he believed a plain diet would bore the Libido into submission and reduce Wanking , ACURIOUS HISTORY OF SEX BY KATE LISTER 456 Pages looks very funny in the review 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bobtheferret 1,248 Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 So if you have a full English with a large sausage for breakfast by Mr Kellogg’s reckoning would you be unable to leave the old cory alone??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Meece 1,957 Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 (edited) What's wrong in having a large sausage at breakfast ? Not doing anyone any harm. I like a bit of sausage in the morning. Far better than messing about with a few cornflakes. The Mrs on the other hand is a special K fan. There's something wrong with her but I think that most of the time she's beyond help. Ps. Cornflakes !? Edited January 27, 2020 by Meece Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 2 hours ago, micky said: No John Harvey Kellogg invented Kelloggs in 1870 the aim being discouraging Masturbation because he believed a plain diet would bore the Libido into submission and reduce Wanking , ACURIOUS HISTORY OF SEX BY KATE LISTER 456 Pages looks very funny in the review Funny Im always in the mood for a bowl after beating the stomach out of myself 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pesky1972 5,302 Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 Only a proper w@nker would try and stop people from masturbating. 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,012 Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 8 hours ago, micky said: Dos any one no what Mr Kellog was trying to achieve when he created Cornflakes ??????????????????? Old one that pal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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