king 11,984 Posted January 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 1 minute ago, smithie said: I would buy an u undertakers. No matter how bad the economy that business keeps on ticking. Any money left over the open a florest near the crematorium I wouldn't won't to be surrounded by all that death myself lol. Fecking end up depressed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,139 Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 Spend it on a big f**k off house with for your kids to pass on to the grand kids youd get a big massive house in Cumbria for half a million . Spend the rest on holidays for them to look back and think when your gone “ I f***ing loved that old b*****d “ put a massive statue up of yourself in the garden for them to remind them of you 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 28,876 Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 27 minutes ago, king said: There's propertys around me valued at £450k but the rent it £1250 per month. So 2 of them houses would only bring in £2.5 k per month.. So 3% a year I know a few people making serious money by letting on air bnb your £450k house could easily pull 2/4 k a month depending on location and facility’s 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryaldinhio 4,738 Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 5% not a big return. You would take more than that out of pretty much any business. Housing rentals not the screw it used to be. Buying plots and building houses is still profitable but needs money upfront to do. Can make 30% on them without to much hassle. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,885 Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 Buy a site and build new build houses affordable to the 1st time buyer 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,209 Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 Something new that is going to grow. New Apps that gather data is a good one. Gold is always good. Financial institutions. Go with auto callable notes. But... go with one, with a reputable house and portfolio. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 29 minutes ago, keepdiggin said: So you have a million spare king? Awaits ginger beards response lol He's on the acid pal, it's only a pound coin that he has 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,139 Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 Ive had rentals,bloody hassle,taxed to the nuts on rent,tenants mainly dregs of the earth.sold up in the end.i would,nt buy too far from you if can,you can keep an eye on things then.buy a big house and divide it in a hmo,rent the rooms out.fukin hassle tho.maybe industrial units,tho prob get taxed to death. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,209 Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 3 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Simples, the kids... Funnily enough, I've just had that conversation with the eldest. She wants me to fork out 26 grand over the next 2 years, for her education.. I told her straight, if I do it's an investment and bitch better not put me in a home Seriously it is an investment and I would live under a bridge if I thought it would raise her up a rung 6 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 8,543 Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 Any investment in the stock market averages five per cent per annum. Hargreaves Lansdowne charges very little for investing money. I invested a lump sum in 2012 and it has increased by over 50%. Experts reckon there's a crash coming though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Meece 1,958 Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 It's all conjecture but money doesn't really exist. It's only an idea. AND as far as i know the government only guarantees £85,000 of any savings across any amount of accounts within that bank. So that would mean that the principle would have to find about 12 banks to spread across. These would have to offer a constant % interest over years. Nahh the cartridges and sluts option is far more sport and entertainment. The investment can only go in one direction ..... downhill. .. you are awful, but you'd enjoy it for a while. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,376 Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 i would put half away for the kids future and enjoy the rest holidays etc cant take it with you but you can enjoy it while its there and know the kids are getting a better start than us Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,885 Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 Buy gold and sit on it, currency of the world 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,697 Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 39 minutes ago, Balaur said: Or go full welshie on it and get a grow on, and spunk the rest on fake tan and pot noodles. Case at work lastnight was looking forward to his chicken and mushroom pot noodle at breaktime wouldn't shut up about it His 28 stone, 6 toothed catastrophe has lumped him 2 doors down to his auntys after he bought her a size 22 jumper for chrimbo but has since let him in for a bath aslong as he didn't try it on as she blames him for her shingles or chickenpox Anyway pot noodle awol from haversack so 2 dairylea buns, and 80 pence McCoy s vending machine packet had to suffice You know ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,367 Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 Hydrogen fuel cell technology..... it's the future.. 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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