Parking in supermarkets

[TOMO 26,067]

Feliz Navidad........

have a good one mate

[mushroom 12,879]

Just now, TOMO said:

Feliz Navidad........

have a good one mate

You too mate, to all the family... getting old now lol mines 17

[TOMO 26,067]

Just now, mushroom said:

You too mate, to all the family... getting old now lol mines 17

so is my eldest....

[mushroom 12,879]

I bought mine a bag and flights it weren't cheap neither I remember the days when presents were cheaper and easier

[forest of dean redneck 11,550]

2 minutes ago, mushroom said:

I bought mine a bag and flights it weren't cheap neither I remember the days when presents were cheaper and easier

Trouble is sometimes it dont look much , 

my second eldest boys asked for a Nintendo switch game and a amazon gift card, so I said do You want a book to bulk it up , an I get response of a book voucher

which defeated the object

 

[gnipper 6,426]

4 hours ago, Chid said:

I was singing and dancing in Tesco last night

Earning a bit of extra cash as an elf?

[sussex 5,777]

1 hour ago, mushroom said:

I just asked her and she said they flirt back

Mush , “fcuk  off you ugly old barstard “ ain’t flirting mate , no mater how much your daughter wants to spare your feelings ..

[Chid 6,495]

24 minutes ago, gnipper said:

Earning a bit of extra cash as an elf?

Yes was also loading santas sleigh today

[mushroom 12,879]

31 minutes ago, sussex said:

Mush , “fcuk  off you ugly old barstard “ ain’t flirting mate , no mater how much your daughter wants to spare your feelings ..

Well I've never been called ugly, right before baby Jesus's birthday too

And less of the old, I'm only 38 ya droopy bollock

[forest of dean redneck 11,550]

Throw a few jumbo pack of condoms or some lube in the trolley when they not looking ,even better if it’s someone else’s see if they get to the checkout

[talt 878]

3 hours ago, mushroom said:

I bought mine a bag and flights

Is she into darts?

[dytkos 17,784]

Let the Mrs. see me putting stuff in other people's baskets is always one to hurry her up a bit

Cheers, D.

[.357shooter 1,185]

parking in the supermarket carparks would be alright if people would just give a feck about others property.had one idiot woman just open her door into my car whilst i was sat in it wtf.wanted to say a lot of things but if i had started i would not stopped and that would mean no more shooting so i had to bite my lip and just glare at her.my mate,s new bmw had the front bumper fecked up last week and he is very carefull with his pride and joy,not a happy man.he wanted to see the cctv footage from the supermarket to identify the git but they would not help.another good one is the idiots driving the wrong way  when there are great big fecking arrows showing which way to go in the carpark.speeding in a carpark is also a great idea with lots of people about.illegal immigrants trying to wash your car with dirty water and a rag that i would not wash my toilet with.

[forest of dean redneck 11,550]

I’ve only had my touran since end of Oct?

and it’s been dinged outside girlfriends house and couple times in a car park

I certainly wouldn’t pay a lot to have a everyday user . 

I certainly would not have been able to keep quiet if I had been sat there but luckily only got few crosman air rifles to worry about

[.357shooter 1,185]

should of added vermin who park in disabled bays