Parking in supermarkets

[kinkell 787]

Lots of selfish parkers taking up 2 spaces disabled bays perfectly healthy drivers any pet hates?

[ginger beard 4,652]

3 minutes ago, kinkell said:

Lots of selfish parkers taking up 2 spaces disabled bays perfectly healthy drivers any pet hates?

Yeah parking spaces for disabled fucks me off unless your an actual para pheligic.i always park in them because i can't find the space for the hard working tax payer.

[Gav 1,708]

Used to be a dedicated page for Stornoway parking, some folk here need to take a parking test, I've seen them park horizontaly across three spaces this is a regular sight in tesco during terroist season.

Edited December 24, 2019 by Gav

[Gav 1,708]

This have given me ideas though

[Accip74 7,112]

Just getting out of your car can be a challenge in a fairly new car park. Greedy cnuts!

[sam r 356]

don't affect me ,woman does the shopping I aint got tits so its got to be womens work

[Gav 1,708]

5 minutes ago, sam r said:

don't affect me ,woman does the shopping I aint got tits so its got to be womens work

I take it she's out shopping as you type then, and not looking over ya shoulder

[sam r 356]

7 minutes ago, Gav said:

I take it she's out shopping as you type then, and not looking over ya shoulder

im at work at mo so im safe ,lol , if theres one thing I refuse to do its shopping drives me mad and she knows it so its safer if she goes

[blackmaggie 3,376]

its the ones that park right next to you when theres loads of empty spaces everywere 

[Meece 1,957]

2 hours ago, blackmaggie said:

its the ones that park right next to you when theres loads of empty spaces everywere 

That happens out on the beaches abroad.  we were on a beach and these B ... Russians camped right out next to us.  The B boy was rummaging about in the wife's bag.  I F'd him off and had a go at them about it.  all they did was shrug their shoulders.  We packed up, spat on the ground  and moved a hundred mars away.  Out of all the foreigners the Russians are the worst. Totally  arrogant, ignorant pigs.   we did have a lucky escape one year.  our booking got muddled to a similar sounding hotel about twenty miles away out in the middle of nowhere.  The write ups about the place were horrendous. The hotel and food were rubbish and a Russian boy shit on the pool surround and no one cleared it up. Eventually someone put a plastic water cup on top of it.  They were making hardcore porn around the pool and there were crowds of blokes all watching on.  I asked the mrs if she would like to go to a hotel with such carrying ons, but she declined the Idea, insisting we went to the hotel we had booked.  She couldn't bear the thought of skidding through a jobby on the poolside !

[bell 3,591]

Can you pm me a copy of the vid mate 

[Meece 1,957]

3 hours ago, Gav said:

Used to be a dedicated page for Stornoway parking, some folk here need to take a parking test, I've seen them park horizontaly across three spaces this is a regular sight in tesco during terroist season.

 

The Blooming cheek of it !!!  Parking test !!!  They have to park that way because people park so close that they can't get out the van doors in the morning.

[kanny 20,502]

Fcuk shopping! that's what ocado is for. 

[jok 3,227]

If it's any help, gaffer tape on the windscreen is a sure fire deterrent. Little message written on it helps also. Like you fkcing wnk at parking. Jok.

[jukel123 7,957]

Being hemmed in on both sides by massive 4x 4s so I can hardly open my door. Obese people waddling in the aisles so you can't get past them. People who can't be bothered to return their trolleys to the designated area and just leave them in the parking areas. Seething while my Mrs compares prices of the same products and generally dithers for England. People who I know stopping me for a chat. "I'm fine, now f**k off out of my face" is what I want to say. People with a mountain of toilet roll in their trolley together with two mountains of food. Dirty, filthy arse-wiping  b*****ds! Queuing at the till. I lose the will to live. The sound of the beep as the items cross the sensor. The sight of a young fit man dressed in a ridiculous uniform ( a santa hat is popular this time of year). I always feel like saying"pick up that till mate and throw it through that f***ing window and go and get a proper man's job. You're wasting your life stuck behind a till like a woman." When the person at the till says "what have you got on today?" I always want to reply "well I'm going to go home and have a few jars and a couple joints  and phone for a couple of hookers. What are you doing?" When the person behind the till gives me tokens and says "have a good day'. One of these days I will say "stick them tokens up your arse and I hope you have a shit day"

I do not like shopping!

When I was a boy my mam used to give me ten bob and I would come home with meat, tatties carrots, bread. comics enough for a f***ing army and still have change in my pocket. Can't do that nowadays. f***ing security cameras everywhere.

 

Edited December 24, 2019 by jukel123