Is there a way to get a new logbook (v5)for a bit of plant that has a registration, but no log book present. Its 30 year old approx.

I was playing with a tennis ball in the garden with my dog and when he tried to pick up the ball he yelped and didn’t wanna play no more and his tail went in like he was scared so as I went to check his mouth he cries when I open it, I’ve tried to feed him and he eats but he doesn’t want to open his mouth too wide he nibbles on his food? Any help? 

Damn what the f**k is this, my camera noticed it in the forest near my hut, who can explain what kind of f***ing is this? I recently walked through the woods and saw such garbage, I thought it seemed to me, but it seems that it is not. I'm now f***ing afraid to go there. My wife says I'm a dickhead. This asshole in the bottom left corner.

If anyone sees Fairgame at all, can they please, please ask him to get in touch with Foxy in Devon as soon as possible. I realise it's a bit of a blast from the past, but I would be so grateful if anyone can help. 
Many thanks.

went out for a drive today and stumbled upon a sand sculpture competition, some very talented people.......