Rimfireboy! 1,463 Posted September 20, 2019 Report Share Posted September 20, 2019 Be careful longshanx.......... 9 Quote Link to post
Gav 1,708 Posted September 20, 2019 Report Share Posted September 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Rimfireboy! said: Be careful longshanx.......... That tongue is nearly as big as mine, I can breathe through my ears though 4 Quote Link to post
Rimfireboy! 1,463 Posted September 20, 2019 Report Share Posted September 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Gav said: That tongue is nearly as big as mine, I can breathe through my ears though If breathing through your ears is part of your diving technique, I’ll bet your Mrs has a permanent grin, and a funny walk 3 1 Quote Link to post
BenBhoy 4,706 Posted September 20, 2019 Report Share Posted September 20, 2019 18 minutes ago, Rimfireboy! said: Be careful longshanx.......... Gene Simmons of the bovine world 1 Quote Link to post
BenBhoy 4,706 Posted September 20, 2019 Report Share Posted September 20, 2019 30 minutes ago, Rimfireboy! said: If breathing through your ears is part of your diving technique, I’ll bet your Mrs has a permanent grin, and a funny walk Why the confused face Gav, oxygen starvation muddled your head?? 1 1 Quote Link to post
Longshanx 833 Posted September 21, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 On 18/09/2019 at 13:48, Stavross said: Got you a caller mate, I’ll drop you it off when I get back Cheers Stav Quote Link to post
Longshanx 833 Posted September 21, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 16 hours ago, Rimfireboy! said: Be careful longshanx.......... The cows following me didn't look so happy Quote Link to post
si brown 8,486 Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 I’ve nearly been trampled a few times Ls.. if im using nv I give the cows and horses a quick shine of me torch now, seems to put them at ease and knock off there inquisitiveness when they know where and what you are..it doesn’t seem to put the rabbits off either 5 Quote Link to post
shovel leaner 7,650 Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 5 hours ago, si brown said: I’ve nearly been trampled a few times Ls.. if im using nv I give the cows and horses a quick shine of me torch now, seems to put them at ease and knock off there inquisitiveness when they know where and what you are..it doesn’t seem to put the rabbits off either Sound advice, if you are out amongst cattle at night without a torch , only thermal or NV and the cattle get spooked it is dangerous. It’s happened to myself and another keeper. I was out amongst a suckler herd and they charged me , I narrowly escaped , my arse was twitching a bit I can tell you . 1 Quote Link to post
BenBhoy 4,706 Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 6 hours ago, si brown said: I’ve nearly been trampled a few times Ls.. if im using nv I give the cows and horses a quick shine of me torch now, seems to put them at ease and knock off there inquisitiveness when they know where and what you are..it doesn’t seem to put the rabbits off either I once got trampled by 70 odd cull sows. Loading lorry, all on then they decided they having none of it, all streaming back off, trying to hold them on with board but sheer weight knocked me on back. Pigs ran right over me, luckily only for 5 seconds before another lad dragged me out. Cut me black & blue though and fright of my life. Effing hate pigs! 1 Quote Link to post
David.evans 5,323 Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 I take it there’s no sausages on your plate in the morning, lol atb ben Quote Link to post
BenBhoy 4,706 Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 21 minutes ago, David.evans said: I take it there’s no sausages on your plate in the morning, lol atb ben Honestly, I worked with pigs for 5 years, managing two units, both more than 3000 sows.... put me off pork for a loooonnnggg time!! But nah, love a bacon butty!! 2 Quote Link to post
si brown 8,486 Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 1 hour ago, BenBhoy said: Honestly, I worked with pigs for 5 years, managing two units, both more than 3000 sows.... put me off pork for a loooonnnggg time!! But nah, love a bacon butty!! I worked in a bacon factory on the butchery line when the building trade collapsed at the start of the 90's... it put me off bacon sandwiches for about 10 mins I like me cigs and a beer but I recon it'll be the side affect of too much bacon that puts me in me box 5 Quote Link to post
Gav 1,708 Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 Did non of you go cow tipping as kids? 1 Quote Link to post
Sausagedog 7,381 Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 Every bull that came up to me got me kicking it in the nose, they never came up to me again! Cows with calf's I keep an eye on and no dog should be on a lead if near cows with calves. If the dog can't be off a lead near cows with calves shoot the bloody unruly dog and get a book about dog training. 1 Quote Link to post
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