Bedlington x Greyhound

[morton 5,368]

Just now, poxon said:

Cheers for the advice fella I shall beat my dog properly before every run from now on just so the machine knows not to miss out shall I stop feeding it as well if I have any more misses to hit it home a little harder that a miss is not good for our working relationship. 

It cannot be that easy to upset the fecking nuggets on here,geez it used to be harder to agitate the halfwits.

[shaaark 10,728]

29 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

 

So ye never met the type that always dragging dogs about with leads, or slapping them for pulling or not jumping or a hundred other reasons for slapping them or twatting them with lamps or whatever? 

katch, what you on tonight?

[morton 5,368]

1 minute ago, king said:

so you didn't fancy her then..

Nice tits,a fat arse and the ability to treat dogs as dogs,nearly all id seek in a woman,apart from the fact she could eat me out of a lardert and drink me under the table/

[low plains drifter 10,453]

14 minutes ago, king said:

if the dog missed mortons arsehole with the first push..

Perish the thought

[morton 5,368]

Just now, low plains drifter said:

Perish the thought

Ill send you the snaps.

[king 11,972]

1 minute ago, morton said:

Nice tits,a fat arse and the ability to treat dogs as dogs,nearly all id seek in a woman,apart from the fact she could eat me out of a lardert and drink me under the table/

she had nice hair i thought aswell..

[morton 5,368]

Just now, king said:

she had nice hair i thought aswell..

You never look at the mantlepiece when you poke the fire

[tank34 2,341]

22 minutes ago, morton said:

You never look at the mantlepiece when you poke the fire

That all depends on what the  fire looks like

[poxon 5,731]

28 minutes ago, morton said:

It cannot be that easy to upset the fecking nuggets on here,geez it used to be harder to agitate the halfwits.

The only way you could upset me fella is by beating me dog   the likeing hood of that happening is zero

[low plains drifter 10,453]

28 minutes ago, morton said:

Ill send you the snaps.

The hell you will

[shaaark 10,728]

Moron, I've read some absolute shite and pitiful crap on here over the years, but your BULLSHITE takes the biscuit, well done, at least you've had some success

[Bush Rummager 4,552]

Got to love Morton coming on here on a Sunday afternoon.. post carvery/ sniff of the bar towel.  Giving it the big un... yet again!

I do know a lot of old folks (like mort)... that are or were really angry, hostile and argumentative in their dottage.

Why is it?? is it because they know the end is nigh????

Not putting any corn down.... obviously!!

[two crows 3,342]

an old farmer knew who flew in the lancasters during the war, told me he had never kicked a dog and never shot a rabbit.lol

[billhardy 2,342]

11 hours ago, poxon said:

It’s alright mate I think he’s just took a few of them magic mushrooms awaiting for bill’s 

Been view my next welp that's why I am late I have no doubt darbo kept you all happy atb bill

[poxon 5,731]

33 minutes ago, billhardy said:

Been view my next welp that's why I am late I have no doubt darbo kept you all happy atb bill

darbos a good ladWhat ya pup you getting bill lad?