gnasher16 30,455 Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 Me and a couple of pals have been in mid Wales on a bit of business one of them is a keen Arsenal fan and was desperate to see the game against Liverpool on saturday so we eventually found a pub to watch it....and what a cracking little footie pub it was......we very nearly pissed ourselves at this ( no pun intended ).....i thought it was blindin 5 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 You can always rely on the welsh mate ........ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,251 Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, maxhardcore said: Surprised the urinal wasn't designed to look like a Sheeps Arse They are.... sheep in Wales have very large arseholes.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,251 Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, maxhardcore said: Maybe after Calzaghe has done one can't see Socks doing much damage Mush Is that emoji expressing that Socks tried to destroy yours and you were left wanting? How do you know socks couldn't damage a sheep's arsehole? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,580 Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 Do you Welsh lads ever get a bit pissed off with the predictable sheep thing being mentioned ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MH1 1,885 Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 16 minutes ago, Astanley said: Do you Welsh lads ever get a bit pissed off with the predictable sheep thing being mentioned ? I don't mate, but I don't really leave Wales much now either haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,251 Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 4 minutes ago, maxhardcore said: I don't ' It's just an opinion Not FACT' He just looks too small to damage anything Ps' don't go all small man syndrome on me Mush I have tripod syndrome you nob. Ffs tripodism at it's finest. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,603 Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 18 minutes ago, mushroom said: I have tripod syndrome you nob. Ffs tripodism at it's finest. That's nothing to brag about when your midget legs are only 3" long 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,251 Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 6 minutes ago, Chid said: That's nothing to brag about when your midget legs are only 3" long I have long ankles Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jobi 387 Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 Perfect idea that, they should also introduce bars in the toilets as most men spend their time in there on the bag.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,251 Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 24 minutes ago, maxhardcore said: So your 4 " penis is the same length as your Legs Let's leave my penis out of this Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,984 Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 5 minutes ago, mushroom said: Let's leave my penis out of this Mushroom would I be correct in assuming that you close your kitchen draws using your hips... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,251 Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 3 minutes ago, king said: Mushroom would I be correct in assuming that you close your kitchen draws using your hips... No, I close them with my hands, like a normal person Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 1 hour ago, mushroom said: No, I close them with my hands, like a normal person ...but at full stretch. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,455 Posted August 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Jobi said: Perfect idea that, they should also introduce bars in the toilets as most men spend their time in there on the bag.... No bad idea.....something we couldnt help but become aware of over the course of the game was the steady build up of piss/beer sloshing round your ankles every time you approach the troughs.....we stayed to watch the Yarde/Kovalev fight afterwards and by round 7 it was just unbearable,i guess thats the drawback encouraging men to look forward instead of down while taking a jimmy.....or maybe its just a Welsh thing i dont know 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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