TOMO 26,458 Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 that kazak bird ....bet she looked like Borats sister .... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,686 Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 1 minute ago, TOMO said: that kazak bird ....bet she looked like Borats sister .... He could only see her eyes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,186 Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 Austin Powers more like It's a lot easier to pull international girls here, in an international city She had a strange beauty about her that's for sure But she had to go mate... fuucking nuts! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,980 Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 This is my favourite borat song Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Meece 1,958 Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 Ration packs >>>?? Ray Mears don't take ration packs with him. Two jiffies and he has a delicious hot three course banquet ready to eat. all supplied by the local branch of McDonalds. If it takes a day to get out through the heavy stuff and stalk and you can't take food with you how the hell are you going to get the kill out ? They didn't have army ration packs years ago. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,186 Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 15 minutes ago, king said: This is my favourite borat song That is wrong as can be but hilarious he got them all singing the chorus Anyway back to the food issue: Another thing I take, when I'm out and about is the packs of Chinese noodles or similar. Light, easy to make, plenty of carbs for energy etc. I usually just add a bit of beef jerky and some veggies (onion, celery, carrot etc). Keep you going until you can cook a proper meal 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gav 1,708 Posted July 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 IM A BIG SMELLY BUM BOY THAT GETS OFF ON SMELLING BLOKES HAIRY BUM CRACKS AND GAY MIDGET PORN 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gav 1,708 Posted July 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 21 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Somebody’s missus has got on the computer In one, and isn't she just bloody hilarious? Had neighbour at the door and walked away, I really should know better! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gav 1,708 Posted July 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Meece said: Ration packs >>>?? Ray Mears don't take ration packs with him. Two jiffies and he has a delicious hot three course banquet ready to eat. all supplied by the local branch of McDonalds. If it takes a day to get out through the heavy stuff and stalk and you can't take food with you how the hell are you going to get the kill out ? They didn't have army ration packs years ago. Thats why we take nearly empty back packs all I'm saying though is they are handy, but not worth the money now, when my son and daughter were in the military i'd get them free. There's also nothing to make a decent fire with out there too, just heather which is grand in a kelly but not much else, the peats too wet to burn and we have no trees here. Just hole up in a shieling over night and make the best of what there is. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,186 Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Gav said: Thats why we take nearly empty back packs all I'm saying though is they are handy, but not worth the money now, when my son and daughter were in the military i'd get them free. There's also nothing to make a decent fire with out there too, just heather which is grand in a kelly but not much else, the peats too wet to burn and we have no trees here. Just hole up in a shieling over night and make the best of what there is. Have you thought about sorting some of the peat out? So you can burn it in the future, when you need it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,686 Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 Just now, W. Katchum said: Tell her I said no wonder your lookin for ration pack with a wife with that mentality she prob packs you off with some monster munch am jam sarnies I reckon it’s not just food rations he’s going with out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gav 1,708 Posted July 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 1 hour ago, mushroom said: Have you thought about sorting some of the peat out? So you can burn it in the future, when you need it. I've cut tons for the stove, I don't really wanna be cutting more and leaving random piles around, its bloody hard work opening new banks and a proper pain, turfing, cutting, cruachs, its a two man job and about 6 visits out to get it right for burning. Spade and a tairsgear would be a pain carrying for a while too. Its just not practical. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gav 1,708 Posted July 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 1 hour ago, W. Katchum said: That’s why he spending days alone on the tundra poor fcuker Damn you have me sussed, is it that obvious Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 45,858 Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 you get pot noodles up that way gav? boil some water..4 mins ,munch on 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gav 1,708 Posted July 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 Just now, Daniel cain said: you get pot noodles up that way gav? boil some water..4 mins ,munch on Aye but the rat packs ya can eat cold, just the variety I liked, tear and go, you don't even need a spoon Think I'll experiment with the vac packer. I ain't paying the price now for the convineance, it's only couple of times a year anyways. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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