Help! Crows, CO2 emissions?

[Sausagedog 7,381]

Ok guys. I need info.

I want to conduct a study into CO2 emissions from the ever expanding crow, jackdaw and magpie population. ( Not sure of jays, besides they make good kebabs).

The global issue of rising greenhouse gasses has to be addressed and I need a grant of initially £2M to get studies started. 

Now the easy solution would be to shoot the lot I know but we still need a scientific base line. We need to know how much CO2 emissions can be reduced by removing the intake of oxygen by a crow or jackdaw or magpie.

This is important for the UK proposed targets.

How do I go about getting a grant from the useless studies office for such an undertaking?

[David.evans 5,323]

What the fuc have you been smoking SD lol 

Atb mate 

[Sausagedog 7,381]

Our vegan friends are all ways banging on about the harmful greenhouse emissions from animal farming for meat and other production.

I want to do a counter study in determining the amount of harmful greenhouse gasses emmited from winged vermin especially as their breeding is spiraling up out of control.

[Gav 1,708]

If your skint pal set up a crowdfunding account

[Sausagedog 7,381]

  On 21/07/2019 at 12:14, Gav said:

If your skint pal set up a crowdfunding account

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Well if your offering.

I just need a few more cartridges....strictly for scientific purposes I must add....

[Gav 1,708]

  On 21/07/2019 at 12:21, Sausagedog said:

Well if your offering.

I just need a few more cartridges....strictly for scientific purposes I must add....

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I can help you out with some big balls pal

[Sausagedog 7,381]

  On 21/07/2019 at 15:58, timmytree said:

Tell them you're a homeless, vegan black one legged lesbian muslim with mental health issues and a criminal record for dealing drugs. You'll get more cash than you know what to do with.

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Cheers, I doo have mental issues as most here will attest too.

It's just the lesbian part, I might struggle there a little! 

[Baldcoot 2,352]

Move to the London boro of ammersmith n fulham ,wheel barrows of cash for all stupid  causes and daft ideas .Or Derby for that matter 1 year the crazy council gave a grant to the Lesbian Irish  single parent families association fffs who ,what how the 

[Sausagedog 7,381]

  On 21/07/2019 at 18:29, timmytree said:

Really? I chatted up a girl in a disco in 1974, she said "you won't get in my knickers I'm a lesbian!"

I said "Lesbian? What do you mean?"

She said, "See that girl over there, I could lick her arse!"

I said "Christ, I must be a lesbian as well then!"

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[goldfinger 135]

?

[Baldcoot 2,352]

I must be a Lesbian too ,il only sleep with wimmin

[Squirrel_Basher 17,100]

Should of asked what part of lesbiania she was from .

[Sausagedog 7,381]

  On 22/07/2019 at 06:02, foxdropper said:

Should of asked what part of lesbiania she was from .

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Is that near the Baltic's?

[Baldcoot 2,352]

Lesbians dont have Baltics ,they only talk Baltics ,its very hard to talk with your mouth full