Sausagedog 7,381 Posted June 16, 2019 Report Share Posted June 16, 2019 Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older #9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world. #8 Life is sexually transmitted. #7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. #6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky-panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich. #5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. #4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing. #3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. #2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. #1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow. 4 Quote Link to post
Gav 1,708 Posted June 16, 2019 Report Share Posted June 16, 2019 Beauty, and pinched. I'd only heard of a couple pal Quote Link to post
Sausagedog 7,381 Posted June 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2019 45 minutes ago, Gav said: Beauty, and pinched. I'd only heard of a couple pal I stole it too. 1 Quote Link to post
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