shaaark 10,721 Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 Tortoises can't swim Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,625 Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 Sadiq Khan is an inch taller than a piece of freshly laid dog shite 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,625 Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 Sadiq Khan represents the scum of London 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
talt 878 Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 2 hours ago, WILF said: I’d your sister had bollocks she would be your brother......FACT ! Are you assuming my sisters gender? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,721 Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 Tortoises are not deaf Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,089 Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 Its not great britain anymore. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,721 Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 A tortoise is a turtle, but a turtle is not a tortoise Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,563 Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 8 hours ago, shaaark said: A tortoise is a turtle, but a turtle is not a tortoise How's a tortoise a turtle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie 6,368 Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 If your granny had balls she'd be your granda, sorry wilf Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 45,150 Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 best man wins on the night Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MickC 1,825 Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 (edited) Joshua got knocked down four times in his fight with Ruiz jnr,once for each belt ! (stolen from another forum ) Edited June 4, 2019 by MickC 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,721 Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 6 hours ago, forest of dean redneck said: How's a tortoise a turtle A tortoise is a member of the turtle family it's a land turtle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sandymere 8,263 Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 Donald Trump is as thick as shite https://www.newscientist.com/article/2099977-what-donald-trump-has-said-about-science-and-why-hes-wrong/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,721 Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 On 02/06/2019 at 21:35, Lenmcharristar said: A hot dog has no dog in it And when it cools down, it's not hot 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,721 Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 There is no need for deontay wilder to wear a gimp mask, we already know he's one 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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