WILF 46,674 Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 7 minutes ago, gnasher16 said: Thats because the little c**ts moan so much about not having fresh water they drink it all instead ! Every day, Little Sampson has to walk 50 miles to the swimming pool ! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
micky 3,325 Posted May 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 Black people are poor swimmers because of their Bone to Fat Ratio ……...not a clue what that means but it makes them excel at Running and Boxing . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,261 Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 36 minutes ago, Balaur said: Seen a doc on those guys who free drive for fish huge lung capacity it's a dna thing I was lucky enough to stay with these guys for a while. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
delswal 3,819 Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 8 hours ago, mackem said: I was lucky enough to stay with these guys for a while. I watched that twice, the second time, I held my breath the moment he went underwater needless to say if I had that spear gun the fish would have been safe. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,863 Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 4 hours ago, gnasher16 said: but like you had a fear of going under water.. the difference is I HAVE A FEAR GOING INTO WATER ,NOT UNDER lol...and yet ive spent hours alone in a rowing boat fishing on a huge lake,and no problem doing so ,and at the time no life jackets on ,I did have a good scare on Lower lough ERNE,just off Garison town years ago ....,took the kids fishing on a boat with a motor ,way out the weather changed ,winds picked up and we got f****d from hell to high heaven ,i turned it back and the 2 kids were screaming in fear with the boat being battered ,it was like being out at sea ,so i went close to land and gave the boat back and told him keep the hire money ,and i did dozens of trips sea fishing in really rough weather and never bothered me one bit ,but the minute the water is higher than my hips ,im f****d lol.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jiggy 3,209 Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 5 minutes ago, jigsaw said: the difference is I HAVE A FEAR GOING INTO WATER ,NOT UNDER lol...and yet ive spent hours alone in a rowing boat fishing on a huge lake,and no problem doing so ,and at the time no life jackets on ,I did have a good scare on Lower lough ERNE,just off Garison town years ago ....,took the kids fishing on a boat with a motor ,way out the weather changed ,winds picked up and we got f****d from hell to high heaven ,i turned it back and the 2 kids were screaming in fear with the boat being battered ,it was like being out at sea ,so i went close to land and gave the boat back and told him keep the hire money ,and i did dozens of trips sea fishing in really rough weather and never bothered me one bit ,but the minute the water is higher than my hips ,im f****d lol.. It is just a mindset! I don't fear much but I hate bare feet near me . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,863 Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 1 minute ago, jiggy said: It is just a mindset! I don't fear much but I hate bare feet near me . well put me in water and talk me into swimming and i will pay you handsomely lol....mindset or not i will never swim ,and i know that for sure ,i dont even try now ,too old ...some bollix when on hols though lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 Remember this... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
delswal 3,819 Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 8 hours ago, Bosun11 said: Remember this... Gotta be 40+ years since the first time I seen that lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jiggy 3,209 Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, jigsaw said: well put me in water and talk me into swimming and i will pay you handsomely lol....mindset or not i will never swim ,and i know that for sure ,i dont even try now ,too old ...some bollix when on hols though lol Different blokes different strokes. I would jump off the Niagara Falls or Hoover dam before I would touch any c**ts feet. I can't even walk around without socks on myself. Some people just dislike different things and I hate toes I'm perfectly happy to get drowned. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,863 Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 6 minutes ago, jiggy said: Different blokes different strokes. I would jump off the Niagara Falls or Hoover dam before I would touch any c**ts feet. I can't even walk around without socks on myself. Some people just dislike different things and I hate toes I'm perfectly happy to get drowned. knock yerself out ,just put that stags head in yer will for me ,lol some beast he is Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jiggy 3,209 Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 (edited) 9 minutes ago, jigsaw said: knock yerself out ,just put that stags head in yer will for me ,lol some beast he is Edited May 28, 2019 by jiggy 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jiggy 3,209 Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 5 minutes ago, jigsaw said: knock yerself out ,just put that stags head in yer will for me ,lol some beast he is Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steve66 3,397 Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 Never mind the stags head, he,s pinned santa to the wall , must have shot him as he flew over Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jiggy 3,209 Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, steve66 said: Never mind the stags head, he,s pinned santa to the wall , must have shot him as he flew over 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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