Teresa & Jeremy Just arrived

[ginger beard 4,653]

13 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

I come from a long line a guys that are bald ffs. An that’s all you can slate me for hair, no hair I couldn’t give a fcuk I not out to impress or care about about anybody especially faceless stranger on the net that’s only known for having a yard full a late(never starters) an his habit of telling porkie pies

Have you heard the one about his mate that don't need a tin opener.?

[king 11,984]

3 minutes ago, ginger beard said:

Have you heard the one about his mate that don't need a tin opener.?

Different breed them miners ginger beard.

You won't catch them driving past bus stops eyeing up school girls like you.

And you got the cheek to criticise lads on here lol

 

[king 11,984]

1 minute ago, Rusty_terrier said:

Kings not even strong enough to open the ring pull on beans that's why he goes mental when folk post pictures of their dinner.

What you on about rusty sheriffs badge.

[Blackmag 6,156]

when I saw the first post Don't know why but I got a image of boycie from only fools and horses when he bought that farm 

[king 11,984]

Just now, Blackmag said:

when I saw the first post Don't know why but I got a image of boycie from only fools and horses when he bought that farm 

Yea a boycie look alike with a massive forehead.and to complete the look an island on the top.

[king 11,984]

11 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

liar liar pants on fire

What's a lie.

Now try typing a reply.instead of posting laughing emojis like a 13 yr old girl.

 

[Blackmag 6,156]

2 minutes ago, king said:

Yea a boycie look alike with a massive forehead.and to complete the look an island on the top.

I was talking about wilf not don 

[king 11,984]

1 minute ago, W. Katchum said:

after all times you refused to answer my questions, ran ye finger up your arse ye twitthat’s all ye seem to think about

 

now I’m away to watch me wee lads king fu belt presentation, so I’ll leave you to your night a shite

Ok feck off then island head.

[king 11,984]

1 minute ago, Blackmag said:

I was talking about wilf not don 

My mistake BM 

[king 11,984]

2 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

after all times you refused to answer my questions, ran ye finger up your arse ye twitthat’s all ye seem to think about

 

now I’m away to watch me wee lads king fu belt presentation, so I’ll leave you to your night a shite

You said I was lying in that post i wrote.

Which part is lie.

About boots wearing out or some dogs being late to mature.

Lets try and have No emojis in the reply this time though.

[green lurchers 16,918]

Bet them pigs are tasty wilf , if the animal leads a happy life it sure does make it tasty when eaten   I suggest Jeremy should be starved  for twenty days  then ply with cider   For six days the set free with a few bull hounds up his arse once pulled  gut  it out and squeeze abbot up his  jacksy  . With Teresa just incinerate her she’s rotten inside out  spose u could fill her with apples beforehand still won’t make taste any better she’s a shitcnt like macron Barnier junker and tusk 

Edited April 8, 2019 by green lurchers

[bob.243 9,215]

3 hours ago, WILF said:

My breeding pair of piggy’s newly arrived on the gaff.

 

Any room for Diane.

[THE STIFFMEISTER 16,472]

Fuvking hell a post goes up about pigs 

3 pages later , it’s king fu gradings , fingers getting stuck up arses and f****d boots in the garage. 

I f***ing love this place 

[ginger beard 4,653]

1 hour ago, WILF said:

I had a good layer of fat in those Iron Age mate and I think that’s why they were so nice.

I always say the fats the flavour and the meat was never dry like that shop bought pork.

 

I like a layer of fat.about 10mm over the loin.but i don't buy into "the flavours in the fat" stuff.i think the fat protects from drying out and seals the flavour in but the fat and meat taste different and i never eat the fat and i can taste the difference.

[ginger beard 4,653]

What other animals have you got wilf.?