Muslim problem.

[ginger beard 4,652]

1 hour ago, ChrisJones said:

Every tradesman carries tools for his/her job. They're extremely effective against rapists. Even the British Army has switched to that brand of rape alarm I believe...

In case socks is about.

[Stoney100 1,179]

1 minute ago, gnasher16 said:

I know Walsall quite well but i must admit ive not seen many lads bowling about in mini skirts around Walsall Arboretum or the Bescot 

Lol Walsall is a rare old town so I’d never say never! I was there today in pleck and if you know it you will know what I mean about depravity!

Going back to the original thread, living in an area like that now must a living hell, I can’t say I would say the same living in an apartment near kata beach for a few weeks in the winter

i went there to a fitness camp for 4 weeks and a weeks doing tourist stuff after and I was devastated to come home as was feeling a million dollars and loved every minute

no country will be perfect, but in all honesty I can say Thailand and Phuket in particular wasn’t far from it for me personally

[Stoney100 1,179]

11 minutes ago, gnasher16 said:

Oh ok fair enough i just clocked you was a Scouser the other day and thought you might be the chap i used to natter with about boxing on here years ago......i cant remember his name either but would know it if you had said it 

Bullterrier?? Everton fan? Don’t think he has been in for years now if so! 

And I’m not a scouser lol just a glory hunter

[gnasher16 30,143]

On 10/05/2019 at 09:30, lurcherman 887 said:

Still some lovely places in london lads.. 

I couldnt agree more theres parts of London i detest but many i still love.....the raw,rugged intensity of parts of London contrast perfectly with the stylish splendour of others.

As the saying says " if your tired of London your tired of living ".

[ChrisJones 7,975]

14 minutes ago, ginger beard said:

You told me you were a security guard.

Security guards don't carry semi auto's and pistols and chase people for 6 blocks in a car.

You can't be military or cops because your english.

I don't want to ask and be nosey but what the f**k do you do.?

I thought you were like "proctor" but your more "tackleberry".

1. I am.
2. They do. Especially when the poor b*****d got knocked off his bike.
3. I'm not.
4. 1.
5. Do you not like my rape alarm?

[gnasher16 30,143]

7 minutes ago, Stoney100 said:

Bullterrier?? Everton fan? Don’t think he has been in for years now if so! 

And I’m not a scouser lol just a glory hunter

He was an Everton fan yes but his name wasnt Bull Terrier.....no big deal anyway just thought he was an ok chap.

Oh right one of them Scousers.

[ginger beard 4,652]

10 minutes ago, ChrisJones said:

1. I am.
2. They do. Especially when the poor b*****d got knocked off his bike.
3. I'm not.
4. 1.
5. Do you not like my rape alarm?

1.ok i understand you can't say and your being vague.

2.you never answered about carrying semi auto's just the car chase and i suppose thats a security guards job.anyway security guards are private.you patrol the streets.

3.british then.

4.something to hide.??

5.just shoot whoever trying to bum you.

Edited May 11, 2019 by ginger beard

[ChrisJones 7,975]

Just now, ginger beard said:

1.ok i understand you can't say and your being vague.

2.you never answered about carrying semi auto's just the car chase and i suppose thats a security guards job.anyway security guards are private.you patrol the streets.

3.british then.

4.something to hide.

5.just shoot whoever trying to bum you.

1. Security guard is all you're getting. It's true and it is vague.
2. We're armed security which is very common in the US. We were driving from A to B when we saw the guy knocked off his bike and the woman didn't stop. Followed her for half a dozen blocks and then blocked her in at the lights until Metro showed up. She was still yapping on the phone. What would you do?
3. I'm not in the police. I'm not in the military. I'm Mancunian.
4. 1.
5. That works although we prefer the term rape alarms and freedom sticks.

[ginger beard 4,652]

5 minutes ago, ChrisJones said:

1. Security guard is all you're getting. It's true and it is vague.
2. We're armed security which is very common in the US. We were driving from A to B when we saw the guy knocked off his bike and the woman didn't stop. Followed her for half a dozen blocks and then blocked her in at the lights until Metro showed up. She was still yapping on the phone. What would you do?
3. I'm not in the police. I'm not in the military. I'm Mancunian.
4. 1.
5. That works although we prefer the term rape alarms and freedom sticks.

1.now i'm thinking like some sort of S.W.A.T SAS unit.

2.address the semi auto bit.

3.at last a straight answer.

4.fair enough.

5.it actually feels quite nice after the 1st couple times.

Edited May 11, 2019 by ginger beard

[walshie 2,804]

2 hours ago, ChrisJones said:

I carry one of those in with my lunch...

Freeze motherfucker! Don't make me open my Tupperware box. 

[ChrisJones 7,975]

2 minutes ago, ginger beard said:

1.now i'm thinking like some sort of S.W.A.T SAS unit.

2.address the semi auto bit.

3.at last a straight answer.

4.fair enough.

5.it actually feels quite nice after the 1st couple times.

1. You do have a decent imagination.
2. A semi-automatic firearm, or self-loading firearm, is one that not only fires a bullet each time the trigger is pulled, but also performs all steps necessary to prepare it to discharge again—assuming cartridges remain in the firearm's feed device.
3. Unusual on THL, I know...
4. 
5. I'll take your word for that...

[ChrisJones 7,975]

2 minutes ago, walshie said:

Freeze motherfucker! Don't make me open my Tupperware box. 

It's still better than a McDonalds!

[ginger beard 4,652]

1 minute ago, ChrisJones said:

1. You do have a decent imagination.
2. A semi-automatic firearm, or self-loading firearm, is one that not only fires a bullet each time the trigger is pulled, but also performs all steps necessary to prepare it to discharge again—assuming cartridges remain in the firearm's feed device.
3. Unusual on THL, I know...
4. 
5. I'll take your word for that...

1.its the drugs.

2.i'm only allowed a captive bolt.not even an electric prodder after the foreman incident.fair play to you.i like to see myself as a  bit of a rambo but actually get scared lamping after a dozen joints.

3.city or utd.

4.forgot what 4 was now.

5.it was a womens finger and now i'm a convert.

[jiggy 3,209]

6 hours ago, ChrisJones said:

I carry one of those in with my lunch...

I can see the need for all that in your lunch box. Use the knife to slice the apple in half, the flash light to check it for worms and then the gun to dispatch any live worms

[Night Walker 591]

3 hours ago, jiggy said:

I can see the need for all that in your lunch box. Use the knife to slice the apple in half, the flash light to check it for worms and then the gun to dispatch any live worms

I just don't think he's getting the lid to go on the box, apples to big surely?