mushroom 12,881 Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 (edited) 52 minutes ago, ginger beard said: Your brothers ideal job aint it.? That would be rape. Pretty sure he's not into that... But if your interested, I could always ask, you never know, you might get lucky .. Pass me a photo of yourself wearing nothing but your mum's thong, I'll forward it Edited March 12, 2019 by mushroom 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bell 3,591 Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 55 minutes ago, lurcherman 887 said: Doc made me lay on my side so dunno about face down arse up shit lol I was in hospital a couple of years ago with kidney stones screaming like a girl and sister on the ward who had seen it all before offered me some oral pain killers or a ‘magic bullet’ that would take the pain away.....she didn’t wait for my answer but just put on the surgical gloves with that knowing smile on her face.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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liP 700 Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 1 hour ago, mushroom said: Mate I had the most embarrassing inspection ever lol; Went into the Drs room and there was this old woman Dr, so I thought "no worries she's seen it all before" So drops the kecks, gets on the bed on my knees, arse in the air ready for the reverand.... then I heard the words I was dreading..... "I'm just going to get my assistant" Fuuck me, in walks this 18 year old sort I'm on my knees looking back, balls and cock hanging down with my hairy, gaped arseole winking at them both.... thank fuuck I had a shit and a shower beforehand Laughing out loud here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 47 minutes ago, mushroom said: That would be rape. Pretty sure he's not into that... But if your interested, I could always ask, you never know, you might get lucky .. Pass me a photo of yourself wearing nothing but your mum's thong, I'll forward it Hope he enjoys 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,094 Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 Ha is that really you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 7,957 Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 You should only worry when,after your prostate examination, you turn round quickly and see the doc butttoning his flies. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bell 3,591 Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 44 minutes ago, ginger beard said: Hope he enjoys Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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