Best day off work excuses .

[fireman 10,871]

Where i'm currantly working i drive the same sort of way as one of the shoots i do the vermin work on and last week instead of driving to work i spaced out and turned off to go to the shoot and ended up an hour late,my boss knows what i do with my dogs and he thought it dead funny as it goes...

[Bearfoot 1,477]

I got eat way midges

Edited February 21, 2019 by Bearfoot

[steve66 3,415]

My mate phoned up sick saying he's got a chest infection then on the Friday flew out to benidorn , what he didn't know was the boss flew out on the Saturday and was staying in the same hotel , much to the shock of my mate when he went down for breakfast the next morning and guess who was sat at the next table 

[Billy b 762]

Some comical reads in here

[lurcherman 887 13,095]

Im retired so dont make excuses . 

[mud 2,044]

Can remember lads telling me they were in there mates house having a party drinking an on the other,the lads house it was was in work the next morning so went to bed,they reset his alarm clock changed time on his phone and clock on the wall,well alarm went off lad got up for work thinking it was half 6,quick shower breakfast waiting out side to be picked up by his boss,10 mins pass and no boss so he walk round the corner to where his boss lives and starts throwing stones at his bosses window

boss opens window looks out an lad shouts come on ur f***ing late  

boss screams out the window tony it’s half past f***ing 3 in the morning f**k off

he weren’t happy with his mates