king 11,984 Posted February 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Just now, Daniel cain said: beetle crushers Feck it can't get that bad can it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,984 Posted February 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 And at what age do you start sporting the light brown cardigan while shuffling through the tool isle of lidls. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,984 Posted February 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Just now, Rusty_terrier said: Need to get yerself a pair of neon yellow trainers lads. My lad gptnike this and that and I keep thinking I would look a right twat cruising around in that clobber. I find myself noticing people on t.v. with zero wrinkles and thinking what the feck is happening to my face lol. And I'm studying there heads and yes not a faint hint of a wrinkle on there foreheads or the crow feet each side of there eyes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Meece 1,958 Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Father in law was a beige socks and jesus sandles in the summer, and cardigans. Dunno its a mind thing. There's a bloke down the road who is around 60 but he has looked like this since he was 15. Flat cap, baggy trousers and a fag hanging out of the corner of his mouth. this blokes partner is a woman who has a face like a smacked rear. Allegedly she is a phone girly like on babestation. Blokes ring up and think that they are talking things with a right dolly bird and unbeknown to them they're talking to waynetta down the road! . It takes all sorts. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,694 Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 I got the flat cap Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chaff 3,622 Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 A sure sign your ready when your ear and nose hair start growing at 6 times the rate of your Barnet and that's the outside of your ears and nose 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,685 Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 2 hours ago, Councilestatekid said: I've worn flat caps since I was a kid but not at the cords or turtle neck stage yet. but on the other end of the scale what the fecks the crack with white socks and flip flops or sliders whatever they call them. Crocs 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,107 Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 2 hours ago, Daniel cain said: beetle crushers Is this you D C ???atb 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 33 minutes ago, low plains drifter said: Crocs Crocs have holes in them to let the last of your dignity drain out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 All his happens at around the same time you start having to sitdown to put your trousers on ! When you look at a pair of elasticated trousers and think "Ooh, they look comfy". But, of course, you need a baggy old cardie to complete the ensemble ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
talt 878 Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 When you are watching a porn film and you find yourself thinking " hmmm, that bed looks comfy " and when you can sit on your own balls. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 22,269 Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 Think is starts when your inside leg is smaller than your waste. Lol. Cheers Arry 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 On 02/02/2019 at 00:31, Blackbriar said: All his happens at around the same time you start having to sitdown to put your trousers on ! When you look at a pair of elasticated trousers and think "Ooh, they look comfy". But, of course, you need a baggy old cardie to complete the ensemble ! Or when you bend down to tie your shoelaces and you wonder if there's anything else you can do while you're down there to save bending twice. So someone told me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,984 Posted February 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 7 minutes ago, walshie said: Or when you bend down to tie your shoelaces and you wonder if there's anything else you can do while you're down there to save bending twice. So someone told me. What like fart 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 I dont trust anyone who wears corduroy trousers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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