lurcherman 887 13,140 Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, low plains drifter said: Think he needs the heimlich manoeuvre to dislodge his bean trapped windpipe Blokes been repeating himself for days Quote Link to post
low plains drifter 10,487 Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 34 minutes ago, lurcherman 887 said: Blokes been repeating himself for days Better get round lively he could be floor bound and blue lipped Quote Link to post
lurcherman 887 13,140 Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, low plains drifter said: Better get round lively he could be floor bound and blue lipped Ahh leave him Quote Link to post
mr powers 876 Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 Sfs 1 3 Quote Link to post
low plains drifter 10,487 Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 5 hours ago, mr powers said: Sfs Bloody hell Quote Link to post
two crows 3,342 Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 when I was an apprentice I shot a labourer in the eye with a bit of snow blown through a copper tube, he went fkin mad i thought I was dead he had a right shiner next day, an older lad from our village tried to splash me by shooting his air gun in a puddle, the pellet bounced off and hit me he was shit scared I would tell my old man, and used to let me borrow it all the time till I got one of my own. 1 2 Quote Link to post
mackem 26,461 Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 22 minutes ago, two crows said: when I was an apprentice I shot a labourer in the eye with a bit of snow blown through a copper tube, I was about 14 and used to make a few quid in the summer from salmon,there was an advert in Guns and Ammo magazine showing a guy with a blow-gun holding up a coyote,i had also read Dan mannix book a sporting chance where he hunted with a blowpipe,i had to have one I sent off the cash and waited,and waited,came in from school one day and there was a long package waiting for me,holy shit,first weekend I put a dart into the neighbours cat,never seen a moggie get off a fence as quick,my mum ended up bending the tube round me after I stuck a dart in my sisters foot from the top of the stairs while she stood at the bottom. 2 11 Quote Link to post
Elchapo 3,167 Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 48 minutes ago, mr powers said: Sfs No it’s been sold Quote Link to post
lurcherman 887 13,140 Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 Finally Quote Link to post
Daniel cain 45,400 Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 thank f**k!! old Mr power's and that f***ing stutter been doing my nutt in 1 1 1 Quote Link to post
Blackmag 6,090 Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 Don't worry Mr powers give it a month and stick your sfs back up 1 Quote Link to post
socks 32,253 Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 14 minutes ago, All-terrain said: Ok crackers seen as u like going on about money ten big ones here for you if you jump in with me, come up near Dons because not I’m the habit of taking people to peoples houses if you beat Don in a fight ye can get a plane home whilst I go lamping in fact there’s ten nicker plus 1500 to pay for plane or taxi whatever I genuinely just want to know if you can fight I’m not on anybody’s side honest At f**k sake send me the postcode and I will see you there tomorrow ... my ribs are still a bit peachy but for ten grand I’m sure I can soldier on ...... 1 2 Quote Link to post
lurcherman 887 13,140 Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 18 minutes ago, All-terrain said: Ok crackers seen as u like going on about money ten big ones here for you if you jump in with me, come up near Dons because not I’m the habit of taking people to peoples houses if you beat Don in a fight ye can get a plane home whilst I go lamping in fact there’s ten nicker plus 1500 to pay for plane or taxi whatever I genuinely just want to know if you can fight I’m not on anybody’s side honest At Ive got 25k here to have on don to win Quote Link to post
socks 32,253 Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 So crackers could potentially be 35 grand up .....,, 1 Quote Link to post
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