Elchapo 3,167 Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, Daniel cain said: my 8yr old and his mates use 2'' white sink waste pipe,jab it in the ground and flick.....f***ing all up the side of my house We call them flunger burgers down here Quote Link to post
mud 2,044 Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Daniel cain said: my 8yr old and his mates use 2'' white sink waste pipe,jab it in the ground and flick.....f***ing all up the side of my house I use to love them we called them bazonks use to pull them of the back of the old flats an have mud slinging fights 1 Quote Link to post
lurcherman 887 13,140 Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 I got my house raided at 4am and got nicked cuffed up infront all the neighbours for getting caught shooting rabbits out the sun roof of the old mondeo with a air rifle. They confiscated it or was gonna charge me with tresspassing with a fire arm still pops up now if i get a tug .. wankers missed the half o of cheese in the draw though fukn stunk n all.. 17 f****n hours they kept me.. no further action and lost me gun never had another since 3 Quote Link to post
lurcherman 887 13,140 Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 About 13 years ago security guard clocked me gave me reg in looking back waz silly Quote Link to post
king 11,972 Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 7 minutes ago, Elchapo said: Best thing I ever made was Marble shots ... get your mums toilet paper stand ( tube bout 1 “ thick ) cut it down to bout8 inch then get ya mums dolly washing rubber gloves and cut the two index fingers off put them inside each other and sli over the tube bout half way up the finger tape it on prop a marble in pull back and let go......no more kitchen wind and a month grounding and another ass whooping proper bruising bit of kit lol.toilet paper stand we used to wipe our arses with news paper lol Quote Link to post
lurcherman 887 13,140 Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Firearm arrest stay with you for life n all .. 1 Quote Link to post
Elchapo 3,167 Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Just now, king said: proper bruising bit of kit lol.toilet paper stand we used to wipe our arses with news paper lol Toilet paper was nicked couldn’t afford buy a newspaper Quote Link to post
king 11,972 Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 10 minutes ago, Daniel cain said: my 8yr old and his mates use 2'' white sink waste pipe,jab it in the ground and flick.....f***ing all up the side of my house get the dutch arrows made for them dc they be the top gang then Quote Link to post
mud 2,044 Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 5 minutes ago, lurcherman 887 said: I got my house raided at 4am and got nicked cuffed up infront all the neighbours for getting caught shooting rabbits out the sun roof of the old mondeo with a air rifle. They confiscated it or was gonna charge me with tresspassing with a fire arm still pops up now if i get a tug .. wankers missed the half o of cheese in the draw though fukn stunk n all.. 17 f****n hours they kept me.. no further action and lost me gun never had another since I wished they were all like that and miss it all the time 1 Quote Link to post
AlwaysRunning 85 Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Bazonks ,used to spend hours roaming round with them everyone new what was going down if you had one of though's bad boys Quote Link to post
mud 2,044 Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Just now, AlwaysRunning said: Bazonks ,used to spend hours roaming round with them everyone new what was going down if you had one of though's bad boys use to hate it when u tried slam it it the ground an it bounced back of the soil an hit in the face Quote Link to post
lurcherman 887 13,140 Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 They f***ing cured me of the old air rifle stage .. got a lurcher not long after had a little russell at the time he was there shooting with me c**t didnt get lifted though i member looking at the smug c**t watchin me getting lifted didnt bat a eyelid 3 Quote Link to post
lurcherman 887 13,140 Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Stretched out he was don 1 Quote Link to post
low plains drifter 10,487 Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 2 hours ago, lurcherman 887 said: You alrite mate ? Think he needs the heimlich manoeuvre to dislodge his bean trapped windpipe Quote Link to post
AlwaysRunning 85 Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 9 minutes ago, mud said: use to hate it when u tried slam it it the ground an it bounced back of the soil an hit in the face Yer remember it to well or mud bombs flying everywhere round you ,you go to send one back and nothing comes out thoughs were the days.kids these days dont know what there missing. 1 Quote Link to post
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